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9/30🐈

old man (he is almost 17) stares directly at the light

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

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my pet mold spore

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I HATE THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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my mom thinks “anime con” means “anime conference”. i keep having to remind her that isn’t what it means

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Some M*A*S*H + AO3 tags

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Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

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Fave ship dynamic

#zerostar

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“you’re quiet” yes I’m trying to gauge how weird I can be in this new social situation

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them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over

my gay wolf ass:

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hey guys sorry i been dead. it’s due to my whizzer obsession. i’ve been obsessively writing whizzer x reader fics. i’ll be back at some point

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AN-TI-BO-DIES