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Van Palmer Alphabet

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A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

So caring. So funny. Definitely receives more but when she does top it’s her number one priority that you’re alright. Pressing kisses to the skin on display. Helping you sit up and change or just get back up in general. Definitely loves to kiss you before you’ve fully recovered just to feel the way your sloppy lips chase theirs.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

B O O B I E S! We all know that she’s a boob lover. No matter the size, Van is all over it. I mean she literally spelt it out for us. There’s something inside that tells me they would casually mess with them too. The hand on you always finds its way under your bra. The underwire is basically bent to accommodate her hand. She’s obsessed with marking them too. Not in a possessive way really, just in a way where they cannot separate themselves even if they wanted to.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Feasts. Literally the biggest munch. She is always down to clean you off after you finish. And her hands. LAWDDDDD. Ik she loves making you taste yourself off of her fingers or even her mouth..When you’re topping it’s not even a question before you set your knees to either side of her head. They want to be suffocated in you. When you pull back and see yourself on her chin it nearly makes her eyes roll back when you lick it off. Van is sloppy with it too. Allowing you to grind down hard into their mouth. Their hands finding your thighs and caging you down into them when you try to pull away.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

Loves biting. More than just hickeys and marking her. Although, now that you mention it….. -In this department we’re talking actually breaking skin. Whether that’s you biting her lip to ground yourself while her hands are preoccupied, or her biting your shoulder to keep quiet. The taste of metal and sweat just does something to them. Finding nail marks along her back is a turn on as well. Marking is huge for them but specifically feeling your teeth rip through her sensitive skin is near heavenly.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

Van isn’t necessarily a player, she ‘gets her needs met’. One night stands that they can roll over after and forget about. I firmly believe they will do anything you ask them, or rather tell them, to do. She loves being bossed around even by someone who’s less experienced, she is just a big woman enjoyer. She wants to know that what she’s doing makes you feel good. (Which is why she gets you as loud as she can..)

F= Favorite position

Van wants to see you. Missionary with a little spice if you will. Nothing beats the sound of your strangled breaths being gasped into her open mouth. If roles are reversed, she would rather feel you on her. Skin to skin. Pressing your core down into theirs. They want all of you. Biting onto their shoulder in relief while you shake against them. They could die happy knowing they’ve experienced that. With their hands tied up too, i mean… They would be straining at not being able to touch you but god would it feel so incredibly good to watch you use them.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

This is Vanessa Palmer we’re talking about people. The goofiest of goobers. She is going to openly discuss the recoil of your boobs while you’re grinding down on her. The way you say her name. The moans that leave your mouth will be brought up after the fact. Even if you’re the one topping her, she will find a way to try and throw you off of your game. That or she’ll tease you until you have to crack down on her which…she’s not comparing that’s for sure.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

All natural and doesn’t mind their partners habits. She is a constant believer that you should do what makes you most comfortable. They’re going to be diving in anyways and honestly it’s more comfortable on their face when they’re going down on you.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

A mix of both. The hot and heavy passion is found with a hint of bite. She L O V E S to fight for dominance. Part of the fun of sex to her is the dance of it all. Finding what feels good and breaking someone down. (Being broken down..) To be so real with you, she wants to be shut up. To be flustered to a point to where words are beyond comprehension anymore. So who is she to complain when there’s a particularly rough thrust of your fingers and your opposite hand covers her mouth? She’s getting exactly what she was asking for when she got mouthy or decided to keep teasing you.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

Now that she’s with you, it’s only when you’re not around that she feels the need to help herself out. I don’t think her sex drive is particularly low either, which makes the time you’re off at work, or generally away for long periods of time, so tough. A lot of the time it’s subconscious when you both start to get in the mood. Slowly feeding off of one another’s comments and flirtatious jokes. Suddenly you’d be knee deep in the bathroom of some shitty party neither of you really wanted to attend, and she would be grasping at the strands of your hair for dear life. If she couldn’t do that, or you’d been out for a while, she has plenty of tapes in her shop to help her out. Nothing beats the real thing though, and she’s painfully aware of that.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

I think Van would like being dominated. Like fully to the point of having her hands tied behind her back and her knees getting red and achy from how long she’s been forced down for you. She wouldn’t trade it for the world especially when she sees the look in your eyes. The way you look so strong, so confident. The way you compliment her behavior is also so rewarding to her. Being used is so rewarding to her. The same way she looks for a prophet in odd circumstances, she looks to you like a god. Wanting to be the perfect acolyte.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

Generally I think Van enjoys the comfort and safety of being home and having time to take care of you. Or even just being as loud as either of you need to be. She wants to have all of you, not just a taste. If you’re in public there isn’t a conceivable universe where Van would say no to something quick just to make you more comfortable or just generally make you happy. Never would they want to do anything infront of anyone though. They want you to themselves. Selfish, maybe, but it’s the truth.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

Intelligent people. Witty banter is such a turn on, especially when someone is confident and forward. She loves the feeling of not having to carry a conversation on her back for once, especially if you’re so slick with it too. Van is such a goner for movie lovers. It’s just in her blood. Halloween has her dead when you walk out dressed as the Violet to her Corky or alternatively the Evie to her Randy; circa. “The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls in Love” (underrated btw)

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Van will not do something in public. Not to say they won’t sneak off somewhere but the idea of anyone else seeing that side of either of you is a big no. Van doesn’t particularly enjoying sharing. Jealous Van has a special place in my heart though..

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

Van has always been a giver. Wanting to take care of anyone that they care about. So when she eats like a woman starved it is a surprise to no one. She loves the idea of giving while also being kept in place. Your hand pushing her closer in a possessive kind of way. Now receiving… my man is a mess. She is quite literally putty in your hands. Letting out soft noises of appreciation. Their panicked hands roaming, trying to find anything to ground themselves. They would be the type to enjoy the loss of control. As long as it pleases you, it pleases them.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

Van prefers to take their time. She wants to be able to show you just how much she appreciates you. Soft kisses and lingering hands. However, if you catch her in a moment of weakness, forget it. They’re all hands, grabbing and pulling you down with them. Slipping into a feral state where all she wants is to make you feel good. Especially if you’re both working the store and she closes early just for a little more time to savor you. If you won’t let her close it’s fast and impatient in your shared bathroom. It’s sloppy and passionate and Van will remind you the whole time exactly what you do to them. Van can take care of you for hours but they’re pretty destroyed after two rounds. Ik she loves overstim tho- who said that!?

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

If you’re expressing any kind of interest while you’re out, she’s on it. A bathroom stall, the car, under the fucking counter. She would rather die than say no to you. Especially when she’s just as needy as you are. Van is measured and precise in these moments. Years of learning your body and knowing exactly how to get you there. I know she loves tasting you but if they have to, they will use their hands. Quickly filling you up and watching you break apart. I mean that back seat has seen many things man, but it’s unparalleled to the noises that escape you when Van is on a mission.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

Van will try anything once, unless it involves other people watching. They are truly so loyal and so in love it would kind of break their heart a little to watch you need somebody else. EXCEPT: Taissa. Although it isn’t spoken about, Van never really stopped loving her and if the opportunity arose…hey now. Otherwise Van would do anything you asked of them. Even if they felt a flip in their stomach at the idea of you doing things to them. Van is such a whiny bottom I can’t-

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

If Van’s receiving they can last two to three rounds pretty normally. However, they will never not accept. Originally it takes a little while to get them there but after the second round she’s falling apart. You’re licking up and down their slit while she’s gripping at your hair. Watery eyes and her lip torn from the pressure of her own teeth. Sucking in sharp breaths as you press harder into her bundle of nerves. Their body shaking but never really pulling away. Fourth of the night and all Van can do is take it exactly how you told her to.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

I firmly believe that Van appreciates hands and mouths more than anything. AND CORE TO CORE. This woman goes feral at the chance to feel your slick against hers. Especially with you on top- I don’t think she would be against toys though. Probably owning a few. Generally they’d rather feel you than fill you but either way the sounds you make are worth it.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

The teasing is relentless. Just messing with them to a point where they don’t even know their own name. Dragging your fingers over their boxers while she’s moaning into your open mouth. I know they go feral for just moments like that. One another’s hands down the other’s pants. She wants to hear your gasps in her open mouth but feeling you refuse to touch them right where they need you to, drives them fucking insane. Maybe even pulling your head to hers in an attempt to persuade you to stop being such a dick. But she can’t pretend she doesn’t love it. The feeling of you smirking into the kiss and lightly pressing a finger into their core. Their entire brain turns to mush.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

I’d like to believe, selfishly, that Van is loud; but I really doubt it. Although she wants to be, there’s a voice in the back of her head that just won’t let her. They probably enjoy something in their mouth to stop them from sounding so pathetic. Whether that’s your hand or a few fingers, she automatically obliges. I bet Van loves hands too.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

oooooo! Praise kink! Van wants to be called a good girl and that’s just the truth. Maybe not exactly those words, they’d probably be mortified after the first time that slipped your lips. Not at the fact you said it, at the sound of the moan reverberating out of their mouth. When you tell them how good they’re doing for you, or how good they make you feel. She’s gone. They literally have no thoughts other than being the best for you. When you treat them with gentle hands on their face while you’re obliterating them, it fully breaks their brain. Pants and begs leave their open lips as you pull roughly at their hair. Just forcing them closer to your core. The encouragement of you saying how handsome them look under you really gets them going.

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

Does not shave that’s pretty obvious, but I would say their body type is rather curvy. Having broader hips and more full thighs. I know they try to minimize just how much they show off but lord help us all. They have muscle for sure, even with the curves, they’re rather strong. Very feint ridges and scars line most of their body and I think that’s pretty fucking hot.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

Shes such a loser dude. Literally all over you, always. (Femme) When you wear long dresses, even just flowery patterns in the summer, they’re gone. All over you in an instant and begging to wait another twenty minutes before opening the shop. Not to mention the fact that you look at them with those eyes all day. Knowing you have this effect on them. (Masc) The sight of you in their clothes makes them nearly jump your bones. She’s actually pretty possessive even if she doesn’t show it openly. Watching the way that customers interact with you, the same way you would her. Once you’re alone they’re tugging off the layers of the button up you stole and showing you just how insane it drove them.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

My man is tired. Probably absolutely destroyed and beyond exhausted if they’re receiving. She prefers to watch something afterwards, just to cool down and relax a little. Definitely some cheesy comedy that has little relevance to either of you. Van always says that they’re fine but you know better. Helping them change and getting into bed together. They love when you play with their hair too. It’s cannon to me that she’s a little spoon, idc about the teen timeline just trust me.

My new favorite thing is the funky little ombré texts 🤍

• I am working on the TaiVan fic don’t worry

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