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Radioactive by Imagine Dragons VS. Doom Days by Bastille

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Just a regular version of “Toss a Coin to Your Witcher” from the Witcher Season 1 by Netflix there’s nothing wrong or special about it I promise

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So nobody was gonna tell me Lee Pace is bi and Luke Evans is gay huh?

That scene in the third Hobbit film where Thranduil and Bard and Gandalf are all hanging out in a tent? I just had to realize it was a tent of men who love men all by myself huh

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does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun

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the queer urge to never ever sit in a chair correctly

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“I’ll never be that me again.”

— Unknown

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I think tumblr should add a 'king for a day' feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king's avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize' blogs, changing their avatar to a crab. I think this would be a good feature because it addresses no problems with the website and also would make some people very mad and that would be funny I think.

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Hyperodapedon. Plentiful and Cursed looking

Please be nice to him

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shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him

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cats r like Omg what the hell is this foreign object *sniff sniff sniff* ahhh ... makes sense now

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Our son Sam has told us that the D&D art file we use for a screensaver on various devices bothers him.

Because it makes him frustrated that he can’t look at some of them longer. He wants to know what is happening in some of them.

I told him that is one of the reasons we play Dungeons & Dragons, so we can go find out together, in our collective imagination.

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maybe if you take a hot shower. cook something. eat a little soup. feel a little sunshine. make something with your hands—it doesn’t have to be big. maybe if you stretch your body and draw a silly little picture and get some rest, the world will feel like something your hands can still hold

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ppl who sleep flat on their back r literally deranged they scare me so much

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Just learned that an obsolete term for a female jester is "joculatrix" and we NEED to bring it back