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Hazbin Hotel - Alastor Prequel Comic (”The Radio Demon”/”A Day in the After Life”)

Mirroring from the main Hazbin Hotel website in case the site goes down for some reason, and also to keep track of what was posted when (and thus when it became canon). Go read it on the original site. First page here.

Comic originally posted 19 October 2020.

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Boyfriend material having no fandom and no fan content online is a hate crime

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38. Boyfriend material💕

"I'm conscious this could be rather burdensome to hear, but you remain the thing I have most chosen for myself. The thing that's most exclusively mine. The one thing that brings me the deepest joy."

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Luc's friends at the tidy party:

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Red, White & Royal Blue made me fall in love with Alex and Henry falling in love despite hating each other.

Boyfriend Material made me fall in love with Luc and Oliver falling in love with each other despite hating themselves.

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I just really need Ruby Dixon to write another IPB where a human man somehow lands on the planet and he thinks “finally! A real guy for these girls instead of creepy blue aliens” and he’s a total fuckboi. And he thinks he can do everything sa-khui can do because he’s a straight white male and it just blows up in his face and our blue boys are like like “wait, you expect your mate to suck your d without providing them food and warmth and multiple orgasms first??” And the human guy gets a khui but no one resonates with him the end.

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ipb/icehome memes i made bc i can't do anything bc i'm post-op and in a lot of pain lol

SPOILERS AHEAD

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Ruby Dixon really watched Thor (2011) saw the frost giants and said "I'ma make this everyone's problem"

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Jacks: You know what pisses me off? When people say “yOu dOnT nEeD mUrDeR tO haVe fUn.” Jacks: You don’t need shoes to run bitch but it helps.

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LaLa: Let’s play Kiss, Marry, and Kill - Luc, Apollo, and Jacks. Evangeline: First, you’re evil and I thought we were friends. LaLa: *sipping on champagne* Yeah, yeah, play the game. Evangeline: *sigh* fine. Evangeline: Kiss Luc, marry Apollo, kill Jacks. Jacks, yelling from another room: That is the most boring, expected answer EVER. LaLa: I’m inclined to agree with him, E. Evangeline: Well, I can’t kiss HIM *points to door* or I’ll die. And I’m sure not marrying him. *Jacks appears beside her* Jacks: You might like it more than you think, little fox.

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Chaos: Did you know, before I became a vampire I'd always wanted to be a pirate? Evangeline: Why couldn't you be one now? Chaos: A vampire pirate? Jacks: A vampirate.

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Kristof Kinghtlinger: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? Evangeline: Maybe a bit tipsy. LaLa: Drunk. Chaos: Wasted. Jacks: Dead.

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Evangeline: Are you lying to me? Jacks: That depends on how you define lying. Evangeline: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Jacks: Reclining your body in a horizontal position. Evangeline: Jacks: Evangeline: Get out of my sight.

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Chaos: Can I be frank with you guys? Evangeline: I don't know how changing your name is going to help. LaLa: Can I still be LaLa? Jacks: Shhh, let Frank speak.

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Chaos: I cannot believe you and Jacks broke the bed last night! LaLa: Yeah *waggles eyebrows* what were you even doing? Evangeline: Umm... [Last night] Jacks: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling. Evangeline: Try me.

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Jacks: It's been actual centuries since I was in a snowball fight. I don't know the current rules. Evangeline: What??? Jacks: Is there a point system? Or is it just to the death?