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American Woodcock demonstrates "distal rhynchokinesis," the ability to flex the end of its bill. This allows it to grab earthworms it encounters when probing in soil. Other shorebirds, including Dunlins & Sanderlings, can bend their bills in this way. 😃

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She wondered dully and vaguely how she could ever have been wrought up over things, how anything could ever make her any way but like this: quiet, and a little sorrowful.

– William Faulkner, from “Adolescence,” Uncollected Stories (Vintage, 1981)

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“The moon is friend for the lonesome to talk to.”

— Carl Sandburg (1878-1967)

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....but.... why?

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Like half this fucking website's political analysis is akin to the kind of hamfisted contrarianism most normal people grew out of by the 10th grade

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full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

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can you actually fuck off

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i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

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dusty ass

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all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

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Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

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anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

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WASP IN ME

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Drinking water with dedication

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now THIS is jewish culture

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Hieronymus Bosch, Detail from the Triptych of The temptations of St. Anthony

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Don't get me wrong, I don't give two shits about the English Royal Family, but this PR crisis they're in right now is just wild. Every time you think they're done digging themselves deeper, they haul another bucket of shit up from the bottom of the well they're in.

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I call these: Great hairdos, derp faces, and beautiful birds.

Gänsesäger ♀️+♂️ (common mergansers) am Max-Eyth-See, Mühlhausen.

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Fran Fine in GREEN

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Carrie Fisher

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Inspiring Lady. Man Ray wife and muse Juliet Browner portraied by Man Ray in the 1940s.

#timely #man ray

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