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ok but i painted my room like 2-3 weeks ago why is it the EXACT same color as the smartypants set??

#i know exactly why its because we were both going for dark academia #but its crazy how close it is #dropout tv #smartypants #smartypants dropout

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"Fabian chooses the party over the Owlbears."

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Welp

Pt 1

Squeem

Npcs (Aelwyn)

Fabian

Gorgug

Fig

Riz

Adaine

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BABE WAKE UP RIZ IS AN ARCANE TRICKSTER NOW

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Wait, does that timeline work out? Sandra Lynn didn't sleep with Gorthalax after he and Sklonda got together, right? Or am I misremembering?

#sandra lynn!!! girlie!!!!!!

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i think they cast Luke perfectly. the Charming Blonde Sporty Jock fit his role as this aspirational heartthrob (misleading and intentional) in the mid 2000s. now he's a brown-eyed prettyboy with soft hair. the tiktok star. he's absolutely perfect for this new audience.

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"we're gonna get to see the underwater kiss" "we're gonna get to see silena and clarisse" "we're gonna get to see baby nico" you guys are all wrong. we're gonna get to see walker scobell as percy motherfucking jackson talking to fucking horses. will they poorly cgi the mouths to move? will they start talking in his head? will the voices be silly or perhaps recognizable celebrities? who knows. but i feel like we've all forgotten the talking horses and honestly it's a crime because THATS what im most excited to see on the big screen

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and so it begins

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The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

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Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.

Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old

Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will

Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old

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saw some people talking about "how could Percy say Luke was his real friend after like a day" and unfortunately while I get your point I remember being twelve and lonely and insane and daydreaming about being lifelong besties with anyone who was nice to me for two minutes

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how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.

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obsessed with sklonda gukgak showing up to a crime scene only to see her son and his friends standing on the roof surrounded by just. so much property damage. bringing them a ladder and they all individually decide to NOT use the ladder to get off the roof.

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Sally: Percy, remember the stories I’ve told you - the Greek myths - I’ve been preparing you for the day when you have to grapple with what you are. Hold on to those stories. Be strong. Brave the storm.

Grover: Percy. Listen. I have been prepping you for your destiny via Mythomagic cards. The Minotaur will be wearing tighty-whities. Remember this it will be important.

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Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

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god bless leah sava jeffries for bringing the weird 12-year-old girl energy to annabeth that everyone seems to forget about