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I’m not aro/ace but I still love this

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ace/aro people deserve to be able to make jokes about their orientations. ace people deserve to be able to joke about “why have sex when you can XYZ.” aro people deserve to be able to joke about “romantic attraction sounds like an anxiety attack.” ace/aro people deserve to be able to express their identities and lives through jokes and puns. as long as no one is being hateful (which is something everyone needs to watch for on all jokes anyway??), we are allowed to express ourselves. we are allowed to talk about our own lack of interest in something, which does not put any pressure on anyone else for having that interest.

we are allowed. it’s not cringey. it’s not homophobic. it’s our sexuality, our orientation, our space, our jokes. and we deserve the space to express that.

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people who like and reblog are my type ( ͡° ͜   ͡°)

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I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

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hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

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roommates of tumblr, stop using metal utensils on your roommates nonstick pans and stop soaking their cast iron pans in soap thank you and god bless

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Spock, writing in his journal: The doctor made an off-hand comment about the changing state of my pigmentation and heart rate around the Captain and how it's intriguing

Spock: Whoever gave him a medical degree was sorely mistaken

Spock: He has no bedside manner in the slightest

Spock: I would send in a formal report, but he has threatened to report my occasional irregular moments of emotion

Spock: I did not know they taught extortion in the medical academy

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Picard: Did I die?

Picard: Is this heaven?

Q: Hello, Jean-Luc.

Picard: Oh, God. It's hell.

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you, an intellectual: actually pre reform vulcans has nuclear weapons and were relatively advanced

me: hnng pre reform vulcan ride on sehlat like horse. have long hair

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Bones: Why would i fuck a demon? Simple, the status.

Bones: Imagine rolling up into hell already having your back blown out by one of their own. Imagine you and a gang of other losers standing at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? Legendary.

Spock: It is 4am, I am asking you to just go to sleep-

Jim: no, wait, he has a point, please continue

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Geordi: I don’t know how to tell all of you this, so I’m just going to whisper it into Riker's ear, causing him to shout it out in astonishment.

Geordi: [whispers to Riker]

Riker: YOU’RE DATING DATA?!

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Kirk: Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom

Spock: Seeing you get a full 8 hours of sleep

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Spock, writing in his journal: Captain Kirk came down with a human virus called "the flu" for the past few days

Spock: Dr. Mccoy said it was, and I quote, "his own damn fault for letting the common cold get this bad"

Spock: I do not mind helping him check in on the captain every few hours. I am second in command, after all

Spock: He is asleep often, but that is fine. He is quite intense while awake, but he becomes very relaxed in slumber. Other than his right hand always in a prepared fist, of course, and his hair all a mess. I find it all... fascinating

Spock: In a purely scientific way, of course

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Picard: Of course I care about all members of my crew equally.

Riker: We were attacked while you were away.

Picard: Is Data okay?

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Headcanon: Kirk has adhd but also sucks at taking medicine regularly

Kirk before a shift: Did I take my pill yet or did I just imagine that?

Kirk:

Kirk: I think I imagined it. I’ll take it now.

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Chekov, 30 Minutes Later: Meister Spock, why is ze keptin vibrating?

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kirk: are you single?

spock: yes. there is only one of me