flarrythe1st

[flarrythe1st]

This is a callout post on Consussion

She has been ruthlessly abusing all of us in nyp and im sick of it.  It started in 1945 and she’s still doing it today. she has gone way to far on so many points and she just doesnt care it was really awful what she did to Blake and his wife yet she refuses to even talk about it. i beg you please do not let this stinky get away with this

[flarrythe1st]

It hurts to wake up in the morning

It was a sunny sunday at 0200,I have just gotten home from work.

I work at a subway shop downtown but that doesnt matter to the story so i don't know why im telling you

I have just joined a new discord server last night and was excited to meet new people on it. It was a weird place called New York Pizza(NYP for short)

I was invited on by a guy name Sirlagsalot after a match of Rainbow six siege,we have just won on Butcher's Bridge and he dm'd me as we were loading into badwater. He said he was the ceo of the server and that means he the giant rat who makes all of the rules and wanted to see what kind of trouble i could get myself into.

Apon joining the server I noticed the thousands of people in the different voice chats,even more in afk(renamed to Gay baby jail)

Seeing a channel titled "floor killers" i joined it as i am a huge fan of killing floor 2 and one day hope to own it so i can see what it's about Befor joining i made sure my volume was low,my Camilla fire emblem body pillow was sleeping on my bed behind me and i didn't want to wake her. After making sure my volume was in check i turned on the sound only to hear silence,I looked up and noticed that none of the 60 people i saw in the other voice chats were still there.

I assumed that it was a matrix glitch and didnt pay it any mind. Boy how i wish i haven't done that.

Suddenly,lagsalot came into vc. He greeted me and started streaming more rainbow six. After a 5 minutes and 52 seconds passed another person joined the chat and his game He's name was "ImDed" and apperntly they were twins,tho they werent sure as they never seen each other before. I could tell cus they were both crying hyper-realistic blood and both were missing they'r right leg

After getting in game with his nephew,ded joined the green team and started stacking the blocks in places.I then asked if they wanted to play Killing floor 2 with me They bothed ignored me and payday 2 started up on me computer instead,without me touching anything and we were playing a map called "hoxtons pizza party".

after picking heavy and loading into the map I noticed that there was another person ingame with us. He's name was "DukeDigglet" andhe seemed to know the 2 cousins

Duke threw a beer bottle at me and down me instantly,that scared me so much i screamed and it woke up carmilla-chan. She then got up and revealed her hyper-ultra realestic tits to me,annoyed I was jumping for joy at the idea of my waifu being real but then i remember how truly lonley and truly gay i was,i said how sorry i was that i wasnt into girls and asked her to leave

Getting back to the game i heard Duke and Ded arguing about who owns the server and why duke's drinking + ded's ties with the mafia drove 673 people to leave the small server 7 minuts and 23.30 seconds ago As they were yelling lag pointed out that it didnt matter since they both cheated last election so by default he still owns it.

After they stopped yelling we got back to playing high tower and i noticed that there was someone playing as minecraft alex on the server,her curves and blocky but really turned me on,i guess thats the type of girl im into,then again none of that has anything to do with the story so idk why i said it

i thought this was impossable since she was removed from tf2 last update but figured it was anothing glitch and went back to talking. We were talking about weather or not liking cooking network is morally wrong,a woman named Julespod joined and started typing about a war on santa claus and how minecraft steve (from minecraft) is going to help her.

But i can't read so i couldnt tell what she was saying.

the 5 people from the other vc suddenly vanished and i started crying hyper-realestic orange soda,it was at this point lag,ded,duke and mister dink started to laugh I was scared and tried to ask what was happening until duke finally piped up and said it.

"We are going to force you to buy nitro and boost the server,HAHAHAHA" I said"no,I dont want to do that"  but it was to late.

AND THATS HOW I LOST 5 FUCKING DOLLORS