#232: Drooling Square
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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my friend and I planned to eat granite slates but u seem to be a marvel of human history do u want to be boiled like an egg
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time is a concept only to sand and we shouldn't adopt their traditions
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used raging hog for sale only slightly calmed
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I have no mouth and I must suck a golf ball through a garden hose
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I wanna make wet slaps when I walk
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Po when u eat tubby pink crap before her
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do u think those guys in plato's cave sucked each other raw weekly
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this ant soup could use 10 percent more ant and no soup
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watching the innate beautiy of ghis world be consumed by time sand
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i love when its sunnyyyy yaaaay i want to get married
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there is family everywhere for those with guys to see
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we need an associate at the damp smelly room where people disappears for customer assistance
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If u wanna gauge the level of intelligence at home depot one of my coworkers just said she goes to a chiropractor
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just rub some dirt on it and spit on it and sneeze on it and my blood on it and rusty metal on it and contagious pathogen and
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