"A type of formalized ancient Hellenistic gooner known as a Maenad."
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btw now feels like a good time to plug the organizations that the kissinger death tontine accepted donations-as-submissions from!
☞ Cambodian Children's Fund
☞ Desafío Levantemos Chile
☞ East Timor and Indonesia Action Network
☞ Guatemala Forensic Anthropology Project
☞ The Halo Trust
☞ Yemen Relief Project
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obligatory bourdain quote in honor of kissinger's passing
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surely the conses wont quence
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when i heard the news about henry kissinger i was like damn i should have been Kissing Her but our relationship died before i could keep it 💯 call me if you get the chance
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the main difference is that bloggers are phlegmatic/melancholic while posters are choleric/sanguine
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guy in a "im not a woke dad.... im the dad who woke up" shirt
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just a sec, a beautiful woman named battery sufficiently charged has just texted me
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Anne Dufourmantelle, Power of Gentleness: Meditations on the Risks of Living
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oh no!!!
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yeah. thats not very mouse wearing a sweater and holding a cup of tea behavior. sorry.
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The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party
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what is up w the normalisation of normative normalcy on here. "be normal about [minority group/issue]" it's actually very normal to be cruel or indifferent about [minority group/issue]. that's why it's a [minoriti>sed< group/issue]. if that's not what you're asking me to do how about you say what you mean instead of taking the path of least vernacular resistance and accidentally appeal to a mythical saccharine baseline where everything is okay. let's not be intellectually lazy in our microblogging; it's unchic
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based, without which, cringe is fatal. cringe, without which, based is powerless
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not enough music thats wet with blood
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in this world it’s slay or be slorn
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