runs you over in the they/them mobile
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Bro i didn't know this was talking about actual books. but yes flip through pages and find where i was is so real
who uses bookmarks. i flip through the pages and remember my spot like god intended
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who uses bookmarks for what they're intended. They are literally just my list of fics that i like enough to reread
who uses bookmarks. i flip through the pages and remember my spot like god intended
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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
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oh, God, who is that?🫣
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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation
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butch criminals “johnny” and “scotty” who drew national coverage for their car theft, discovered after being picked up for lacking driver’s licenses. article from the arizona republic, august 1949
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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its actually VERY STRANGE that the 'you need me for the 46th scenerio' line actually works out for kdj. like that may be the single worst thing you could say to freshly regressed, 3rd round yoo joonghyuk. during the last round a prophet betrayed him during the 46th scenerio, made him a slave, caused his whole family to die, and lead to his presumably violent death, which happened LIKE AN HOUR AGO. you're invoking that image to make him trust you?? HAN SOOYOUNG YOU TOO??????? AND THEN YOO JOONGHYUK DOES???????
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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.
Via @nasa-official
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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
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“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”
How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.
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Apparently Miles is a JJK fan (in the comics)
If you put these two in a room together I think the result would be adorable 🥺
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cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”
its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way
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