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Today Crowley had to reassure the Bentley that the only reason they were taking the train was because Aziraphale loved trains, and in-turn, that Aziraphale did not love trains more than the Bentley, they just both believed it should get to have a break once in a while.

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The horrible pickup lines AU is here!

How Am I Winning This Conversation?

Summary:

Crowley's new coworker looks like an angel and has the inane ability to take every pickup line too literally. It doesn't stop Crowley from trying to flirt with him, even though he can barely string a coherent sentence together while in Aziraphale's presence. Somehow... it still works?

Excerpt:

So Crowley googled more pickup lines. And hoped for the best. "Angel, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print,” he said one day, while Aziraphale squinted at his tiny spreadsheet. He had shown him how to zoom in a number of times and yet, the angel insisted he liked this better since he could, and this was a quote, "See all the numbers together." What a weird man. Crowley was starting to adore him. "Frustrating and designed to deceive?" Aziraphale responded absentmindedly. His fingers had not stopped tapping on his calculator. Crowley found it unfairly hot. Both the words and the nonchalance with which they had been uttered. He laughed. Then went to make the angel some tea because he hadn't had any all day.

And a bonus meme because I couldn't stop myself:

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Aziraphale jumping out of Crowley’s closet: BOO!  Crowley:  Aziraphale: Crowley:   Aziraphale: *makes a sad face*  Crowley: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

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Old man husbands

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Crowley: This date is boring! Aziraphale: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Crowley: Then why did you invite me? Aziraphale: I didn’t, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Aziraphale I'll do whatever I want!

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Today Crowley didn’t digest a single word of Aziraphale’s elaborate story, too lost in his angel’s animated expressions to give the words his full attention.

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don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating

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He stole your heart a long time ago…

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so. moving is going great

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can i bite you

only if it's gay and you promise to be weird about it

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Source smoothdunk on twitter

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Day 258 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

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imagine how bizarre this fandom looks to the outside world. we're all gay asf and screaming about two middle aged men and making the most random references. we send neil the most unhinged asks and get equally unhinged replies. try looking at the tags "archangel fucking gabriel", "bildaddy the shuite", "welsh seduction machine" and assorted years like 1941 and 1827 or whatever else without context.

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imagine how bizarre this fandom looks to the outside world. we're all gay asf and screaming about two middle aged men and making the most random references. we send neil the most unhinged asks and get equally unhinged replies. try looking at the tags "archangel fucking gabriel", "bildaddy the shuite", "welsh seduction machine" and assorted years like 1941 and 1827 or whatever else without context.

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"They're DESCRIBING THE VISCOSITY OF THE SOUP this is VERY IMPORTANT"

-Player, about incredibly vital DM worldbuilding

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