flyingmachine1
Give ‘em The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle
|She/her/hers|a nerd who climbs things|punz for dayz| bi as hell
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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
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I was born at a very young age. I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
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inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life
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New Crow Time - When you drink from silly fountain you get cartoon powers.
If you love Crow Time, consider supporting our comics on Patreon! You can support all our comics for $5, or just Crow Time for $2! What a steal!
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?
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NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN
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oh man i hate this part *starts screaming in pain as i begin to pull a spear out of the pocket dimension in my eye*
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