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Everything is Fine. Art by Lisa Sterle, from the Modern Witch Tarot.
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foonspork · 3 years
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My ex used to tease me ab this very thing
“Woaah look at the moon” Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is.
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foonspork · 3 years
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in theory i no longer give a fuck about stranger things but when i saw these pictures the critical thinking part of my brain blacked out and now i’m just no thoughts head lesbian
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foonspork · 3 years
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Concept: you’ve been married to your wife for 3 years. You wake up in your bed before she does, your nose cold but your body warm. Careful not to wake her, you get out of bed and your toes curl when your feet hit the cold floor. You brew a pot of coffee and take a cup, making sure to leave enough for her. You pull on a big sweater and walk out onto your deck, sitting in a big wood chair to look out over the forest. The leaves are orange and edged with frost. All is quiet as the sun rises over the trees. You hear the door opening behind you and your wife sits down next to you, wrapping the comforter from your bed around both of you shoulders. You sit there like that until the sun is well up and your coffee cups are empty.
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Sandra Bullock to Sarah Paulson in Elle’s 25th Annual Women in Hollywood Event.
“I was going to write a nice speech about all the things I like about Sarah Paulson. Sarah Catharine Paulson, she likes when you use her middle name, or Powell-son, as my 5-year-old calls her. But it’s been a crappy few weeks. My dad died, both of my dogs died. You turn on the television or computer and it’s endless tragedies and it seems like more than ever now if you have a vagina, you have to be a fighter as well. So I don’t feel nice. So I decided tonight I’m going to talk about all the things I don’t like about Sarah.
I don’t like the fact that she can wear things that look like a child threw a box of highlighters. Or that she dissembled her grandmother’s couch and reassembled it with safety pins. And still takes your breath away the minute she walks on the red carpet. I don’t like that bravery and I don’t like that it’s inspiring. I don’t like that she loves so deeply and so openly. And I don’t like that she is loved so deeply and so openly by extraordinary people because it only shines the light on how I just need to be better. I don’t like her work ethic. It reminds me that I need to work harder.
I don’t like that her and Holland’s joy for life and each other reminds me that I need to be a better girlfriend. I don’t like that she’s the kind of person that after a long day of flying and fittings will sit in your hotel room after you believe she has nowhere else to go when in fact she is fully aware that you’ve been stood up and she doesn’t want you to be alone. Just like I didn’t like the dozens upon dozens upon roses with little white poppies intermingled in them mere hours after I put my dog to sleep, whose name happens to be Poppy. So if that is the type of person you want for your icon, then I think you have chosen well.”
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I’m speechless and have nothing to add
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foonspork · 3 years
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hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly uncomfortable angles for no reason while sitting in a chair of any sort
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foonspork · 3 years
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WATCHING PEOPLE happily MELT while looking at their pets is the most WHOLESOME CONTENT and it BREAKS my soul
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THE GREATEST REVIEW OF OCEAN’S 8 EVER
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#the looks 
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foonspork · 3 years
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I just saw a 15-year-old on twitter getting so agitated about people using the word “queer” and how it’s a slur and I just. it just makes me so sad? 
like when I was a kid (like, late-90′s to the early ‘00s) people used gay as a slur way, way more frequently. I remember my fifth grade class getting lectures about how it wasn’t okay to use “gay” to mean “bad” or “stupid” at least once a month because it was the go-to slang insult for kids. on the other hand, I didn’t hear the word “queer” used in a derogatory manner until I was well into my early 20′s. and yes, it is absolutely a cultural/regional/generational difference and yes, people absolutely have the right to not want a term or label applied to them but seeing young lgbtq+ people repeating these talking points that are lifted directly from TERF rhetoric and designed specifically to police trans people and to eliminate all of the fluidity and freedom that makes our community so beautiful is just. it’s really sad
just maybe if you have an intense anger about the word “queer” but you don’t have the same reaction to the word “gay”, maybe just examine where you learned that response and ask yourself if it’s really about protecting people from a harmful word 
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foonspork · 4 years
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mini print of Holding Light // darklingwoods
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foonspork · 4 years
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“And when I asked you how you’d been, I meant I missed you more than I’ve ever missed anything before.”
— Unknown
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foonspork · 4 years
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Dis me
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honestly same
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