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a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

feel free to add more

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Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

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Angel leaving stuff 'forgotten' at the bar on purpose before going to bed, so when Husk knocks on his door to return it later he can be all dressed up like he was just casually wearing cute/sexy nightwear and definitely NOT waiting for him, only for Husk to drop the item in his hands and leave with a "good night" and nothing else.

One night he genuinely leaves something behind without noticing, and when Husk drops by, already expecting Angel to be all dolled up, he's greeted with a sleepy Angel with his hair sticking out in all directions, socks haphazardly put on and falling down his legs, no makeup to cover his eye bags and wearing an old, oversized hoodie slipping down one shoulder.

He stands there wide-eyed for a full minute before realizing Angel is talking to him.

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Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

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When you’re trynta be cool with your crush but she’s a freaking smokeshow 😩🪦

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[ID: Tumblr post by boozehund-blog: ppl [people] who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on; Reblog by cub2: FUCK this post and happy birthday [post has been edited to say] Spider Twins; Beneath the post is a picture of Angel Dust and Molly drawn by Vivienne Medrano // End ID]

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You never post about adam :(

My dude this is an Angel Dust simp blog

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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

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All of the stardew valley coop animals together , I love them so much!!

I’ve been playing stardew for a while and the update was just one hell of a surprise for me !! It’s a way how I n my bf spend time together :3

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so fucking evil that i don’t have the jagged pointy cartoon teeth that fit together like triangles. i deserve them

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okay last one for tonight. unhooded mysterion 👍

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He's evolving

YO FULL COLOR COMIC????? i wish i could do that more often, but NAHHHHHHHHHHH

thank's to @mysterypotatoink's comment on my other comic of Alastor learning memes

i wanted to draw something like this for a long time, but this thing inspired me. Enough to even go full color with this. Thank you

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Since Velvette is a doll I like to think she can do that whenever she wants, and the other Vee's find it horribly creepy

Translation to Val's in spanish prayer (IN THE NAME OF THE SON THE FATHER AND YOUR WHORE MOTHEEEEEEEEER!!!!)

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hazbin hotel season 1 episode 4

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Shout out to that character who acts boastful, egotistical, and confident at times because in reality they have severe anxiety and trauma. You know, the one that’s a large public figure that has an abusive boss who leads them to believe they aren’t worth anything without them? They also are in love with a different character who has a smooth deep voice. You don’t know who I’m referring to? Oh, okay.