it鈥檚 so funny in asip where sherlock and john sit down in angelo鈥檚 restaurant and it鈥檚 like
sherlock: 22 northumberland street. keep your eyes on it.
john: sits down with his back to 22 northumberland street
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Holmes boys
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River: there鈥檚 a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot
River: the Doctor and the Master use that line as a jump rope
River: sometimes I do that too
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meanwhile in another universe
tentoo: *wakes up in a cold sweat*
rose: are you okay, love?
tentoo: bloody NERYS!
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If bbc Sherlock came out today John Watson would be a day in my life tiktoker
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In honor of Brutal Pipe Murder Day
Fare thee well, Jurgen Leitner. May flights of wicked Eye clerics smash thee to thy rest
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What if we were all wrong and Augustus was JURGEN LEITNER? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER
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Seeing two reactions to Augustus's voice:
"IS THAT JURGEN FUCKING LEITNER"
And
"IS THAT JONAH FUCKING MAGNUS"
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would gerry beating up leitner be considered a keaysmash
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I've been going through tma recently at the request of my girlfriend. She has, on multiple occasions, showed me the Jurgen Leitner rant. I know I'm not very far into it yet (MAG 53), but I'm under the impression he's getting a bad rep.
Like, we're dealing with a setting where people literally get eaten by the sky and evil worms that burrow into people and kill them in minutes. We're dealing with a setting where Fuckhands McMike can banish literally anyone to the Backrooms (and stab Jon??? Because he feels like it?????) and yet we hate Jurgen because he liked literature. ok. I am SURE there's more awful people out there than a silly lil fucked up book collector
Dude just wants a cool library and I support this, even if he's a little messed up. If he got his hands on the Necronomicon I firstly, wouldn't be surprised and secondly, would support him.
But I'm not buying it. Someone in the setting's gotta be worse
Like... Tim? No, Tim's an absolute himbo fuckboy, we can't hate him. Who else? Sasha's been kinda funky and off-putting since Mag 40 but hasn't been evil, Martin's our bestest cinnamon roll boy, and Jon's just a dedicated lil guy who gets beat up because the world hates him for no reason. We just met that new girl, Basira? She's got good vibes and I'd probably kill for Gertrude
Who else is left?? OH, ELIAS. He owns the archives and told off Jon to "not stalk his coworkers" (ok fun police), which is offensive to both me and Jon, so he automatically goes in the "bitch-ass mf" category and I do not like him
Jon's suspicious of him and SO AM I
(I'll reblog this when I get further in with more details, no spoilers please)
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That old man got piped 7 years ago today
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my plans for today? doing anything but paying my respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books
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brutal pipe murder except everything's the exact same but on his way out, elias slips comically on a puddle of blood and accidentally hits himself with the pipe. he doesn't die or anything but he gets a mild nosebleed and the eye starts laughing at him
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Jurgen Leitner has been dead for 7 slutty slutty years
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