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@regular-lord-reckoner this punched me in the face and the heart

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me trying to eat a salad in peace:

my brain: *jgl 2010 inception interview where he goes on about how amazingly big tom hardy was in Bronson while basically listing off tom hardy’s entire imdb*

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You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

INCEPTION (2010), dir. Christopher Nolan released July 13, 2010

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happy anniversary, inception

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Happy 10-year anniversary for Inception!

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Eames being Eames, Arthur being Arthur

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Inception characters as textposts in honour of Inceptiversary

Bonus because I dont see this precious boy very often:

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Just rewatched inception for the billionth time and just want to put this back out there as support for my little dinghy of a ship

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bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

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A turning point

Tom Hardy: please take me seriously as a scary tough guy

Everyone: No, your lips are too smoochy-looking

Tom Hardy: FINE

And nobody ever saw his mouth again, the end

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i'm back again on my gay bullshit! please enjoy these Hashtag Shower Thoughts sponsored married!dream husbands ideas

- eames gets down on one knee in this beautiful spot, secluded enough to not make arthur nervous but "perfect time and place"-y enough to be Properly Romantic. arthur looks at him for a second, then starts laughing. eames heart stops. had he really read all the signs wrong? for chrissakes, arthur had flagrantly left a search history full of "wedding tuxes" open on the shared computer! there was a "double breasted? is that a style?" sticky note on the screen!! so eames, very carefully and portraying NO emotion whatsoever (he assures you), chokes out, "darling?" arthur realizes how bad this seems but can't stop laughing so he digs into his coat pockets and nearly throws a small box at eames. eames fumbles to open it—he knows but he needs to SEE—and see the ring arthur bought him.

- ariadne is eame's best man. cobb is arthur's. ariadne and cobb argue endlessly over who gets to present who to the other as "father of the bride". arthur is mortified and eames is bemused. they suggest at one point "cobb walks arthur down, then eames cycles back to the front and is walked down by ariadne." arthur threatens that NEITHER of them will be involved at this rate. (ariadne walks eames down the aisle.)

- arthur picks up the habit of twirling/fiddling with his ring with his thumb when he gets nervous. eames comes up behind him and wraps his arm around him and jokes that he treats it like a second totem, which wouldn't make sense because eames had handled it! arthur is still spaced out so he is absentmindedly honest when he says "it is, because i trust you."

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hello inception fandom, heres what you Havent Been Waiting For: the dream team's halloween costumes featuring mom and grandpa because i'm an idealist, goddamnit

(im planning to do something goofy w/ the wizard of oz and "well SOMEONE has to be toto," but to any god that may be out there someone else PLEASE engage with and use my ideas)

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An assumption that Eames is a dom/top can not exist in my head after him saying ''Your condescension, as always, is much appreciated, Arthur, thank you'' while giving that same Arthur the once-over with that look in his eyes and that smirk

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Home of my heart

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The Dream Team as Soaps

Dom

Saito

Robert

Eames

Arthur

Yusuf

Ariadne

Mal

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Saito: I got Netflix for you like you asked!

Cobb: Oh, that’s great! My kids and I have been mooching off of Arthur’s account for years. This will be nice, thanks, Saito!

Saito: Wait, what do you mean, ‘account’?

Cobb: … His Netflix account?

Saito: …

Cobb: Like his profile? I wanted one of my own, they’re like $8 a month.

Saito: Oh, you wanted an account on the service.

Cobb: Yeah! What did you think I- Wait… what did you buy?

Saito: …

Saito: Netflix.