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#zodiac aesthetic #astrology aesthetic #astrology pairings #aries x sagittarius

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Shit posts that are so abstract and obscure that they make you feel like you're floating along in the soundwave timeline of fifteen dimensions while smelling the color Rasputin are fucking God-tier. Like, how dare you make me feel like I'm on acid while I'm sitting in my parents living room procrastinating my statistics homework.

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Dark Academia, Autumn 2019

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both bastille and hozier have really nailed the whole “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh

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act in a shakespeare play, and then in true shakespearean form, die

submitted by @mlmneilperry

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Academia Book Recomendations

And, like, maybe a few movies too 

 The Secret History By Donna Tartt (Obviously!)

Dead Poets Society (Movie and Book)

If We Were Villians by M.L. Rio (Very similiar to TSH, also a personal favorite)

The History Boys by Alan Bennett (A play)

Vicious by V.E. Schwab (I think more superhero oriented? Ive never read it)

A Separate Peace by John Knowles 

Black Chalk by Christopher J. Yates

The Lessons by Naomi Alderman 

The Rules of Attraction by Bret Easton Ellis

Kill your Darlings (Movie, I hated it)

More Female oriented Academia books 

Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl

The Basic Eight by Daniel Handler 

The Rehearsal by Eleanor Catton 

Sleepwalking by Meg Wolizter 

Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro (okay, only vaguely academic but still a good book)

The Lake of Dead Languages by Carol Goodman

I heard the movie Mona Lisa Smile is good too

A list of some other academic school books 

Feel free to add on to this post. 

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September 4, 2018

Dear Tumblr, this is a special operation. We are going to purge the porn bots that follow us. 

Porn bots often have real looking usernames. The reason for this is because those usernames once belonged to real users. Bots hijack usernames as soon as it becomes available (Usernames become available if you change your username or delete your blog). They do this because the username (domain name) has more ‘authority’ than a complete new username. Porn bots rank higher in Google and other search engines because of this higher authority. It also makes them look more real.

But don’t be deceived. Let’s purge those bots! 

How to tell if a blog is a bot:

First go see who follows you on Tumblr. 

A blog is a porn bot when:

their profile picture is ‘sexy’ (and sometimes their username and description are the same)

They have links on their blog (if they follow you and have links: 10000% bot)

*Do not report empty blogs. There is nothing to report them for and chances are they are normal users that don’t use Tumblr after they created an account. 

How to purge a porn bot

Desktop

Go to their blog

Click on the pawn/human icon

Click ‘Report’ –> ‘Report spam’ (do not report for sensitive content; porn is allowed on Tumblr)

Click ‘Flag & Block’

Mobile App

Go to their blog

Tap the pawn/human icon

Tap ‘report‘

‘Report spam‘

Please, report all the porn bots that follow you. Please reblog this post a few times until September 10! We need to act quickly, because chances are, bot owners will stumble upon this post and then start to mass unfollow or mass delete all the posts on their blog so we can’t identify them, only to start again when the coast is clear. Going through your followers and reporting the bots only takes five minutes and it’s going to have such a positive impact on the community. Your help is greatly appreciated! Let us all UNITE. 

LET THE PURGE COMMENCE!

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If I wrote a short collection of horror stories, would y'all be interested?? I really want to get something besides fanfic written, but I’m kinda scared no one will really care.

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YAAAYYY WE FOUND HER GUYS!!!

PSA

Yesterday, we’ve asked you to help us to get some information about our admin Josephine @buckypupbarnes

Today, someone sent us a message, that Josephine is alright. She’ll will return to tumblr as soon as possible.

Thank you all so much for your help!

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...I really want to write a collection of modern horror now...

#ourgeneration horror stories

They find a book written in Latin… one guy doesn’t take Latin and doesn’t want to mess up the pronunciation. The girl is studying Mandarin. Another guy recommends sticking it into Google Translate but that’s likely to land them with gibberish. They leave it alone.

The car won’t start. They call an Uber.

The vampire captures the girl and insists that she wears the gown to dinner. The gown is actually hella cute. Only problem is it’s not in her size. Oh, it only comes in 2’s and 4’s? Sorry, vamp, you want me in that dress you contact the goddamn company and tell them to get their shit together.

“How did you possibly know that? It saved our lives!” “I’ve got two degrees and I spend way too much time on Wikipedia.”

They encounter a spirit that gains power the more people believe in it. One girl makes a vine and uploads with, “fakest ghost ever!!! Right??” Twenty minutes later the spirit is destroyed.

The circus is in town tonight. Except she’s lived her whole life here and the circus has never come before… it’s also in a pretty sketchy part of town, not somewhere you’d want to walk alone at night. She goes to a movie instead.

“You’d need an ARMY to fight this evil!” “Okay. I’ve got 20,000 followers, lets see how many can make it.”

The Evil Whispery Voice of Doom tells the jock that it’s going to kill his pretty blonde girlfriend. The jock gets offended because, excuse me, Cindy and I are just friends. However, Marty over there is my boyfriend and I’m not saying you should kill him, just stop making assumptions yeah?

“This spirit tried to convince me it was Jerry when it texted but its texting style is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT so yeah that didn’t work.”

We could have easily gotten lost and ended up at some creepy cabin in the woods, but luckily we all had functioning GPSs. Beach party, we’ve arrived!

“We have to find a way to destroy it! We—what are you doing?” “Looking up ‘exorcising demons’ on Google. Oh look, first hit.”

The child she bares will be the devil’s spawn. Good thing she doesn’t want kids. Or if she changes her mind she can always adopt.

“How can we possibly outwit this serial killer…” “… There’s gotta be an app for that. Lemme look.”

Only the virgin will survive… Turns out they’re all virgins. One is asexual. One wants to wait until marriage. Two just haven’t found the right person yet. One is meh about sex. So we all survive, yeah?

The girl does not fall. She was on varsity track.

“Quick! We need someplace to hide the artifact. And then decoys to confuse the beast! What have we got?” “… I’ve got a hundred plastic bags stuffed into another plastic bag.” “PERFECT.” 

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Yeah we have chemistry, and we're gonna be freaking late for it if you don't hurry up!

do we have chemistry or am I just imagining it

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TRUTH

It's okay to rant and vent! Sometimes you just gotta let it out! You have the right to complain but it sounds more like a vent then a complaint, your life is kind of a mess and sounds stressful! I know the feeling of thinking that you can't complain or vent but it's okay to be frustrated! Sorry if this sounds dumb I just want to let you know that it's okay!

aw man this doesn’t sound dumb at all!! this is really sweet and i feel a bit weird because i wasn’t expecting to hear anything like this but i appreciate it so much!! i guess i just feel like talking about my feelings, whether it be good or bad, it’s complaining. i dunno, but thank you so much! i’ll try to keep this in mind!

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Signal boost this. Gotta find this admin!

+I'll be praying for her!

We need your help

Dear followers,

we are missing our admin Josephine @buckypupbarnes

We haven’t heard anything from her for about 14 days now. We don’t have any personal contact information from her, we only know her through tumblr. We’ve sent her messages, but she has not responded.

If you have any personal contact information from her, if you know how we can reach her, if you know anything that could be helpful, please send a message to

Eve @clintfbarton

and/or

Christine @whitewolfbucky

The team of dailyteamcap is very concerned about Josephine and we want to know if she’s okay.

Please reblog this post as often as you can.

Thank you!

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Otter teaches human how to pet him.

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Congrats to you and your family and especially Christine and baby Solana! 💜💚

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NEARLY OCTOBERRRRRR

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That’s it. That’s his whole character.