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Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

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STEVEN STRAIT as Warren Peace in Sky High (2005)

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Sorry folks but no one's ever gonna come up with a better network name than

Bravest little signal of them all.

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You do this, and I am done.

#narrator: and then he WASN'T

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funniest title drop ever

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An excerpt from the trial of Elinor Crane, who was arrested in Middlesex in 1693 on suspicion of burglary. A witness claimed one of the burglars was a woman in men's clothing, and Elinor had previously been seen in the area dressed as a man.

"But the Court asking her why she went in Mans Apparel, the Prisoner replyed, She went to Wooe a Widow. Upon the whole Matter the Jury brought her in not Guilty."

(source: Old Bailey Proceedings: Accounts of Criminal Trials, April 26, 1693.)

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Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

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perfect

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Green line is handling things well today

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This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

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The Deer of Stars, the youngest god, searches for something it does not have the words to describe.

first art of the new year

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Don't get me wrong, I don't give two shits about the English Royal Family, but this PR crisis they're in right now is just wild. Every time you think they're done digging themselves deeper, they haul another bucket of shit up from the bottom of the well they're in.

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Flooflers

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Incense Farm in Hanoi, Vietnam (2023)