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“Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets its wings”

I've created a robot that rings 40 bells, 80x per minute. I've been running it nonstop for three years. Soon all of the Angels will have wings. Heaven’s hierarchy is in shambles. The chorus weeps. God knows I'm coming for his throne.

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I HATE WORK!!!!!!!!!! I JUST WANNA PLAY WITH TOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

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goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

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guys stop making funny posts I'm scrumbling at work and if I smile at my phone they will shoot me immediately

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me after taking a scalding hot shower

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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

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pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

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*Arriving to your place*

You: Come inside.

*Instructions unclear. I shot my load in her pussy*

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shes beautiful to me