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Silliest Pre-Isekai Death Tournament Finals

[Photo ID 1 - a cropped image of the cover of the Scum Villain official novel English translation showing Shang Qinghua. Shang Qinghua is a man with long brown hair tied up in a bun by a blue-gray ribbon the same color as his robes and a silver hairpiece. He has brown eyes and is looking over his shoulder at the viewer. /End ID] [Photo ID 2 - a cropped image from the cover of the official English novel translation of Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System showcasing Shen Qingqiu. Shen Qingqiu is a man with long brown hair flowing down his back and partially tied up with a silver hairpiece. He is wearing at least three visible layers of robes with the outer two robes being predominantly green and the under robe white. His left hand is displaying a lowered traditional fan with bamboo and writing on it in front of him. Shen Qingqiu’s face is relaxed as he glances downward. /End ID]

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Shang Qinghua from The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Submission: Got too excited roasting a hater which lead to him spilling his noodles which led to him electrocuting himself. All because he was making fun of mr.Peerless Cucumber's masochistic attachment to his novel

Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan from the Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Submission 1: He died from reading this long running webnovel that he would faithfully pay for legally, abd then rip apart every little thing about it he didnt like. It was bad. He read the last chapter, and was so angry either he ate spoiled yogurt when he wasnt looking and died of food poisoning, or choked to death on a bun. Later he would meet the author who also isekaied into it, and then said author would say that he was a super fan.

Submission 2: died from choking on a bao lmao loser (affectionate) and then tripped on some wires and extra-died by electrocuting himself

Submission 3: Okay it gets a bit complicated here but. There are a few versions of how it happened. In the first he is reading shitty Web novel and gets so fucking angry at the ending that he just spontaneously combusts and isekai's into the scum villain in the very novel he was flaming. In the second be chokes on a bao (while flaming the novel's ending) and dies, again isekai'ing into the scum villain. The only fact that makes the second death funnier is that the novel he is reading is a heterosexual harem collecting story that is slowly changed into gay fantasy romance through the events of SVSSS's plot, which makes the "choking on balls to death" thing so fucking much funnier

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Web Novel Weapon Tournament

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Ruoye - Xie Lian’s spiritual device (TGCF)

Wiki Link

Submission:

Ruoye is technically a demonic weapon or whatever as it doesn't need spiritual power to control, but that also might just be because it's sentient and has a will of it's own but is deeply loyal to Xie Lian obviously. Ruoye can extend REALLY far!!! And he can form protection barriers, and decapitate zombies, and chop vegetables. There's nothing this good bandage baby can't do!! Peak performance! AND it'll pretend to do a snake dance while Xie Lian plays an instrument while busking!! Isn't that adorable! Xie Lian wears it on his wrists usually, and sometimes Ruoye will like tighten or rub his wrists to express fear or comfort Xie Lian and its so cute. Ruoye is so good. Personally I think despite Ruoyes background being like. Horribly tragic, thats what makes it so Good. All that pain and suffering made this thing that ended up protecting Xie Lian all these 800 years. But I left it last in case it's too much.  (tw suicide mention) Ruoye was created after being soaked in Xie Lian's blood when it was used to tie him up while various people stabbed him with a sword a hundred times. Then when he was able to return home, it was used by his parents to kill themselves for a variety of reasons we won't get into. Then, upon finding them, he tried to kill himself too. But his cursed shackles prevented his mortal body from dying, so when he died he just came back; he came back to a silk bandage that after taking the life of 2 royals, and being soaked in the blood of a royal and former god and stuff, it came to life!! With resentment technically. But he's a good boy.

E-ming - Hua Cheng’s cursed scimitar (TGCF)

Wiki Link 

Submission:

E-ming is the best boy. Hua Cheng forged his saber when he was defending humans who got caught in the middle of a big ghost battle for dominance, essentially. He dug out his cursed red eye and created E-ming from it. So his eye is on the pommel of the sword, right in the center above the handle, and it emotes!! When its happy, the eye curves into a crescent and it vibrates!!! It cries when Hua Cheng is mean to it in a fucked up sense of self loathing since his sword is born from him!! E-ming grows bigger when Xie Lian(Hua Cheng's god and eventual husband) kisses the blade, because silly erection joke! But also it begs Xie Lian for praise and attention because its BEST. BOY. Oh and I guess also the entirety of the heavens fears the cursed blade E-ming, which has the power to reopen any wounds its made an on an individual before. Just the thought of E-ming makes gods shake in their boots. But more importantly, he's best boy.

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Five Love Languages of Danmei: Boner Bracket

Hualian from Heaven Official’s Blessing

Characters: Hua Cheng and Xie Lian

Submission:

the coffin scene 🙏 and it's Xie Lian's first boner in 800 years poor guy

Ranwan from The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Characters: Mo Ran and Chu Wanning

Submission: 

They are extremely horny but specifically that scene where mo ran is jerking off while thinking about chu wanning, in the room next to chu wanning but the wall is thin and he can hear Everything and gets extremely turned on but also feels incredibly guilty and ashamed. 

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Screencap redraw 😎

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look it's all very simple. Luz has 2 moms and 3 siblings who are not each other's siblings. Hunter has a mom and a dad who don't know each other and an evil uncle who is also kind of his dad and his younger brother. King has a mom & a dad who is also his mom and the country he lives in. Hunter is technically Eda and Lilith's biological ancestor. Eberwolf is there. what is not clicking.

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I swear to GOD Michael Sheen literally manifested every single moment of his acting career, put in his entire repertoire of facial expressions and emotions into this one scene, his entire heart and soul and mind and past and present and future into this goddamn scene and yet people

still

say

that Aziraphale wasn’t as devastated as Crowley was.

I’m going to start biting people soon.

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this is me actually

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oh i adore her actually 💀

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Cemetary Boys Summary:

A trans boy's family won't allow him to take the ceremony to become a brujo instead of a bruja, so he takes it himself in secret. He tries to summon his cousin’s ghost and help him cross to the afterlife.

But things get complicated when he accidentally summons the ghost of his high school’s resident bad boy, Julian Diaz – and Julian won't go into death quietly.

The two boys must work together if Yadriel is to move forward with his plan.

But the more time Yadriel and Julian spend together, the harder it is to let each other go . . .

Case File Compendium Summary:

Wealthy and handsome, yet mentally unstable--He Yu has returned home from overseas with one goal in mind: to win the heart of Xie Xue, the girl of his dreams. However, in his time away, he has nursed more than unrequited feelings. He must confront his long-held grudge against Xie Xue's overprotective brother, Xie Qingcheng, who doesn't think He Yu capable of love.

But history is not easily rewritten. As He Yu's former doctor, Xie Qingcheng is the only person in the world who truly understands He Yu's volatile mental illness. When the two are involved in an explosive incident that exposes a dark secret, Xie Qingcheng's suspicions about He Yu are confirmed. Now, He Yu must confront his own demons...including his dark obsession with Xie Qingcheng.

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it all makes sense to me now <3

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(kofi support)

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Chat noir cheers her on lol

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satoru is hungry

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mingling version of that twitter trend going around rn

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Does anyone remember that the episode scripts of Banana Fish had front cover colors ranging from green, yellow, orange, red and black according to each episode’s mood?

Well…

The last episode’s script color is black.

THIS IS NOT OKAY.