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i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

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What if Jessie started working out again? (I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T LIKE HER FAT AND I LOVE THAT DELIA LOVES HER REGARDLESS OF BODY SHAPE AND I'M ALL FOR THAT!!!!!!) But, like, what if Delia and Jessie worked out together? Would Delia get flustered with seeing Jessie work out in like a sports bra and tight pants? Sweaty? Muscles??

i don't think jessie ever stopped working out tbh she just got stronger. delia's a fan for sure

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This may not fully fit for any of the twos but the moment I saw it I thought of them lmao

featuring pre-scarf Scarfy

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i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

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If no merwaine then explain this

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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

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Time machine

(Source)

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Lunaaa 🌗 I bet her favorite moon phase is a new moon because she’s emo

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My cartoon for this weekend’s @guardian books

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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oh they're brothers? and they have a complicated and charged relationship? they're brocons now sorry I don't make the rules

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This is part of my ongoing Discworld jacket embroidery project. Of course Great A'Tuin has to be on there. And of course it has to be the biggest one of them all.

I'm going to put the finished product in my masterpost, but I'm so proud of the thing that I have to put it in an extra post beforehand. Enjoy!

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo