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YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
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its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors
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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences
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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?
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low poly thread (with names)
this is scrumbus
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Bothersome beast, comforting friend
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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I will draw the dog we make. :)
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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable
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pretty sure I accidentally deleted the email showing me my exam date and time. which means I have to email my professor telling him that. this is awful
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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jesus no
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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping
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