frog chair
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“‘I understand’ doesn’t mean that it’s okay or it doesn’t hurt.”
— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)
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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
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rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image
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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset
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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off
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by abismo black arts.
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it's beginning to suck a lot like penis
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laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet
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