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"They Decided a Photograph Would Have Been Inappropriate" crayon 2023

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Theodor Kittelsen - The Princess picking Lice from the Troll (1900)

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webtoon commenter: oh my gods i love my gaybies SO MUCH webtoon is my life T_T (EDIT: ty for all the upvotes aaaa this is my first top comment i- 👁️👄👁️)

deep-sea snailfish in the mariana trench: *moves one inch*

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Demon Lover From Lustige Blätter, 1905.

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Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

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All I care about is art of Fat Women 🌹💘

credits:

The Blue Room, Suzanne Valadon / GOD is coming & is she FAT! / Prehistoric Reproduction of Maltese Venus Figurine, Nigel Bewley / Sinéad O'Dwyer / Yu Xiaodong / Venus of Willendorf / Henri Matisse / Amnesia, Rolf Ohst / Seated Woman of Çatalhöyük / Mujeres con frutas, Francisco Zúñiga

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without arts & crafts we are in hell

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(art by charles saxon, caption by dril)

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bi cocks quick hide behind me

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Free Money

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Androgenized tomboys in yaoi drag lezzing the fuck out faggot style we’re talking seme and uke and they’re both boys but they’re girls.

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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off

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Bear in the Big Blue House (1997-2006)

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Germaine Arnaktauyok