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recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs

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Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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Part 2 of whatever the hell this meme is

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bazzy eating Forbiddem Papers

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Neil!!!

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Yohji Yamamoto: 'Many Buttons' Shirt (2010)

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top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

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They are on a phone call

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i think furniture legs should be carved into little animal feet again.  i think that would solve a lot of problems. 

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I hate to give it to staff but they did snap with the booping thing. This is the "enrichment in my enclosure" thing we keep talking about, I feel like a bear that recieved a block of ice with pumpkins in it

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you’re very special to me *gives you this*

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it