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This was very lovely to wake up to. It's completely legit, in the replies people posted videos and pictures of the 'walk for El Vaquita', the fake protest to get El Vaquita desperately needed medical attention.

The comments in the tweet lead to celebration of a another Chilean comrade doggo named Negro Matapacos. And this is exactly the kind of education I want this month.

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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses

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0 cis women have been harmed by gender neutral language around pregnancy

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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Okay Jon is literally SO TALL. I was seated behind him at Spies Live and he had to SIT DOWN ON THE STAIRS so people could stand to get photos with him. His girlfriend was laughing so hard she almost collapsed 😂

fuck it I made these when I was bored

#she came over to talk to us and she was lovely!! #wish we could’ve talked more but she and Jon and Jeff left early #so they could avoid having more pics taken lol

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Knowledge is empowering

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Hey, I just got back from experiencing the multiverse and it turns out every other version of you is in love with every other version of me. Probably just a coincidence though haha

#unreality tw

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

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this too shall pass

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Fanfic reader's prayer: may my favorite author's hyperfixation on this fandom last longer than mine 🙏

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Whatever the case, feel free to write long-winded explanations in the tags, I WILL read them!

#I’m American #i feel like that’s all l have to say