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bam! Dead queen

Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.

The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.

While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone

The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter

The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.

Eventually, one of the students pipes up:

"Well, the queen of England just died."

And without missing a beat, another student:

"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"

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i see a post talking doom and gloom about how we'll never escape toxic masculinity. i think about back in 2017 when american girl released their first boy doll, and a review for him went viral in the collecting community. the review was written by a mom, who said they went into the store to get their daughter a doll, only to see their son's eyes light up like fire when he saw a doll that looked like him, and now every night he puts his doll in pajamas and rocks him to sleep. i think about the toddler in my daycare room a few years back who was obsessed with baby dolls, carrying them everywhere, and his mom proudly told us he uses his sisters' old baby dolls and wants to be just like them. that toddler saw another toddler crying one day and gave her the doll he had to cheer her up. i think about the eight-year-old boy i saw a few years back, excitedly waving around raya's sword in a target checkout line like all his dreams were coming true. there was a video on my instagram the other day of a little boy at disneyworld crying with joy upon meeting his hero, mulan. i think about the voice actor for bow in the she-ra reboot saying his nephews only wanted adora action figures. celebrity men are wearing dresses on tv now. last halloween i saw a little boy dressed as elsa. i went to go see spiderverse over the summer, and in the line ahead of me was a boy who couldn't be older than twelve or thirteen, bouncing and beaming, giddy with excitement over getting to see the female-led romance movie elemental. i think about the five-year-old boy at my library who breathlessly asked me where the pinkalicious books were, eyes widening when i had more on my cart, his mom explaining that he is all about pinkalicious and fancy nancy. i saw so many pictures online of boys and men dressed in pink to see barbie. teenage boys are gonna open their phones and see the man who wrote fucking game of thrones dressed in pink to see barbie. when i was a kid, a boy dressing in pink was practically a social death sentence. there are boys running around in pink on my street right now.

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quantum physics, not even once.

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^ ideal email inbox

nothing, nowhere, one at a time

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Sex With Ducks lives on

PAT ROBERTSON IS DEAD

HAPPY PRIDE!

#i hope the new generation appreciates a classic

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I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x

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From my dash. Be warned

Announcement:

Ray Ban Sale Scam Is Back on Tumblr

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Announcement:

Ray Ban Sale Scam Is Back on Tumblr

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"You're going to hell for that."

It's about the journey, babe, not the destination.

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What i find interesting is there will be some lesser known depts, which are going to go pretty far just on the virtue of 'zero kills and not personally annoying'.

Welcome to the first bracket of US Government Agencies! This is being run by the mod of @centers-for-disease-control.

Below we have the set up for round one:

Round One:

Nasa vs ICE

USPS vs MSHS

DEA vs NARA

DHS vs FDA

USGS vs DOC

Air Force vs USDA

NPS vs Navy

AMTRAK vs DOJ

DOL vs DOT

VA vs Coast Guard

OSHA vs DOI

FBI vs CIA

Army vs ED

NIH vs IRS

DOE vs BIA

DOS vs CDC

#prediction for the final is nasa v osha. #the fun part is guessing the outcome of middle rounds. between random ones no ones heard of

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Tumblr right now

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#vanilla extract

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good morning! this months internet celebrity is a catgirl hacker!

#news broadcasts

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I think if plants could throw punches maybe the world would be a little better.

#kermit nodding agreement gif