Your pets after you bring your phone out to film them doing something
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Momit Sam York (@momit_sam_york): Coffee maker
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I work at a restaurant and nothing will ever beat the time this woman threw an absolute hissy fit at brunch because we ran out of home fries and all we had were french fries, she yelled at me, she demanded to speak to my manager, and when she’s in the middle of complaining, my manager just stopped her and went “hey do you want a hug?” and this woman went “what?” and my manager was like “you just seem super upset about the shape of these potatoes and I thought maybe you needed a hug” fucking hysterical, I got to watch a human blue screen in real life, absolutely the best way to shame someone for their nonsense I’ve ever seen
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Mark Aeling sculptured his wife’s lips with pencils
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Helmut Newton: 'Eye' (1983)
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Shina Ringo for Rockin’On Japan (2000)
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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????
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Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience
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