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Star Wars but anytime someone says "the dark side" replace it with 'uncle owen'

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Give me an epidural for science purposes

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Reposting bc i dont think the first one did. My son died today yall. I have no words. Here is the commemoration

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Reblog bc jevin needs it

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

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So basically me rn

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Come in here and kill me you cowards. I'm not going to do it myself

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Self care is eating a sandbox full of rocks

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Cant spell me without succ my pp

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Ready for a tall glass of racist tears

lol

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@mister-clean-official please clean up my act, my crackhead energy is reaching ludicrous levels

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Protect the titties

⚠️ Attention Witchy Community!!

I need your help! Please Read and boost!!

I never do this, but I really need some help right now. There’s multiple black cats at the gas station down the street from me. One looks pregnant, and there’s another with a hurt leg. They’re too shy for any person to get too close. Someone likely just dumped them there.

It’s approaching Halloween and I’m so scared for them. I would be regardless, but people can be extra hateful to black cats during this time. Torturing, mutilating, and killing them for “ritualistic” purposes (but we all know that’s not a ritual, and black cats aren’t evil, the evil is them).

We would normally just get some help and trap them when we find a place to get them all neutered, and release back; but I need help like, now!! I can’t in good conscious do that. They need to be trapped and put into foster homes, so they can be socialized and adopted. Not just released back into that dangerous area.

I work with a couple local rescue groups here in my area but if you would like to donate, find a rescue, or help in anyway, please message me!! Thank you all 🙏

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What the fuck

I wanna be used by an old man.

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Veggie tales is always a banger, no matter what song

Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack

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everybody a hoe

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Some of Yall never went through the phase of singing on the back of the school bus and sounding horrible but you think it sounds good bc youre in 5th grade with a superiority complex and it really shows

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Bigfoot is Mr. Clean's fursona

Change my mind

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this is the only music i listen to

its 5am