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Hi, I had/have a bad case of the coronavirus and injured my right hand badly yesterday, I do not know when I will be back to doing the polls.

I definitely will continue, but it may be a week or two before I resume

my partner is writing this for me, hi =)

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And Selenium barely beats out Mendelevium!

A close match, the moon is slightly more fuckable than an old russian man!

Round 1.1: Mendelevium (101) vs. Selenium (34)

Mendelevium (101)

A radioactive and rarely-produced transuranic element, Mendelevium is named after russian chemist, inventor and drafter of the periodic table, Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev. Hard to produce and uncommon, it is theorized to share many traits with it's other neighbors of fermium, thulium, and nobelium.

Selenium (34)

Named for the greek for moon, Selenium is necessary in trace amounts for human functioning. Selenium occurs naturally in trace quantities in soil and plants, as well as in some salts. Nowadays, Selenium is used in a wide array of uses from fertilizer to LED's to glass! However, selenium pollution is a problem in many areas today including near my hometown. A good bonder and multitalented, Selenium sounds like an attentive partner.

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We like it hot and radioactieve here! Uranium advances, and beryllium falls!

Round 1.1: Uranium (92) vs. Beryllium (4)

Uranium (92)

Uranium is a well-known radioactive metal, with the highest atomic number of the primordial (natural) elements. Most well known for it's atomic properties and uses in nuclear weapons and nuclear power plants, Uranium has had many other uses as a dense metal in warfare, glass, dishware, and in radiometric dating. For a radioactive metal it has a long half-life. Versatile, famous, and a powerful element, it may be a powerful lover in bed too?

Beryllium (4)

A lightweight and brittle metal, Beryllium is commonly used for it's light and x-ray transparent qualities. Named for the mineral beryl, it's most common source, beryllium is commonly used in spacecraft, conductors, speakers, and as dust shields on radioactive chambers.

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We here want to fuck Chlroine more than Lutetium, who needs paris when you've got salt and bleach?

Round 1.1: Lutetium (71) vs. Chlorine (17)

Lutetium (71)

Lutetium is a silvery white metal named after the roman predecessor town to Paris, France. Lutetium bonds readily to other common elements, making it hard to extract and expensive, but it is still used in petroleum refining as a catalyst, and as a host to x-ray producing substances.

Chlorine (17)

A common and variable element. In it's pure form it is a yellow and toxic gas used in chemical warfare. However, it has many uses in compounds. Being a major component of Table Salt, seawater, and some bleaches, Chlorine is well known for it's reactivity and toxicity, but also it's necessity and stability in certain forms. A salty, but necessary lay. Also yellow!

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And Iodine defeats it's larger cousin Astatine to be a more fuckable element

Round 1.1: Iodine (53) vs. Astatine (85)

Iodine (53)

Iodine is a useful non-metal element needed by the human body to live. Iodine is most known for being added to many commercial table salts to help thyroid functions and it's radioactive form used to treat thyroid cancers. Iodine forms a lovely purple liquid just above water's boiling point. We do love an element with color and the ability to keep us alive. Though they may leave quite fast due to sublimation.

Astatine (85)

Astatine is a hot and radioactive element named via greek for it's instability. Astatine is so radioactive that barely a gram exists at any one time, and any visible amount would nearly instantly vaporize itself. Not much is known about it's chemical properties otherwise, but it would probably be analogous to it's competitor Iodine, with some extra metalloid characteristics. Very unstable? Yes! A hot date? Also Yes!

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The crowd favrite mercuryis deemed more fuckable than a german city.

Whatever will happen next?

Round 1.1: Darmstadtium (110) vs. Mercury (80)

Darmstadtium (110)

Darmstadtium is a short-lived radioactive element named after the city of Darmstadt in Germany. Darmstadtium doesn't last long with maximum confirmed half-life of 12.7 seconds, although some theoretical models place Ds294's half-life at over 300 years. Probably won't last too long in bed.

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Mercury (80)

Our first non-radioactive competitor and a famous one at that. Mercury is a useful and toxic element liquid at room temperature and varients of it have been used as an elixer of life, weight, and many other uses throughout history. Nowadays it is mainly used in flourescent lamps, thermometers, and a multitude of lab uses. A liquid is quite malleable to one's wishes, but toxicity could cause some problems for a long-term relationship.

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while she couldn't win that nobel prize, she can win her first round of t he tourneyment.

We think Meitner is sexier than Lawrence

Round 1.1: Meitnerium (109) vs. Lawrencium (103)

Meitnerium (109)

Meitnerium is a highly radioactive element with a half life of 4.5 seconds, named for physicist Lise Meitner. Not much is known about it's chemical properties other than that it is probably a heavy, silvery, metal like it's homologs. Probably won't last long in bed.

Lawrencium (103)

Lawrencium is a radioactive element named after cyclotron inventor and physicist, Ernest Lawrence. Acting as a slightly more volatile homolog to Lutetium. With a max half-life of 11 hours for Lr266, it should last a bit longer than most other transuranic elements.

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and Poland's champion advances, Alfred Nobel was just not sexxy enough

Round 1.1: Nobelium (102) vs. Polonium (84)

Nobelium (102)

Nobelium is a radioactive metal named after dynamite inventor and philanthropist, Alfred Nobel. Highly radioactive, it does not form in large enough quantities for large scale assesment but is most likely a silvery, ductile, and malleable metal.

Polonium (84)

Polonium is a radioactive metal named after the latin for the then conquered nation of Poland. Discovered by Marie Skłodowska-Curie and Pierre Curie, Polonium is highly radioactive and thus has few large-scale applications, being mainly limited to radioactive heaters, toxins, and static cleanup. If you've got a thing for radioactive poles, may be for you.

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still sorry lack of polls. I am very sick with coronoavirus and it will be time before i return sorry

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sorry for the delay, It may be until tomorrow to get round 1.3 out. work is killing me

I am also planning on changing the pattern to just post sections once I have completed them

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Round 1 Master Post (1)

I will put links to all the Round 1 Section 1-2 polls here!

Nobelium (102) vs. Polonium (84)

Meitnerium (109) vs. Lawrencium (103)

Darmstadtium (110) vs. Mercury (80)

Iodine (53) vs. Astatine (85)

Lutetium (71) vs. Chlorine (17)

Uranium (92) vs. Beryllium (4)

Mendelevium (101) vs. Selenium (34)

Section 2 TBA

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inkling and octoling parents carrying thwmeir babies in little pails instead of strollers

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THE SHAPE SHOWDOWN

Everyone knows shapes. They are all around us! But which one is the best? Here at The Shape Showdown, we are going to answer that question! Submit your favorite shapes in the submission form to watch them fight to see who tumblr's favorite shape is!

SUBMISSION RULES!

Must be a shape!

Theoretical shapes are allowed

Optical illusions are allowed

Any dimensions allowed

Size doesn't matter! It can be as small or large as you want

Can be an object as long as it's about the shape of it

Can be alive

Can be not alive

You can put as many UNIQUE submissions as you want

Please only put one submission for every unique shape so admin doesn't get bombarded with the same one

Feel free to put as many funny submissions as you want! (It'll make admins day)

Have fun! This is a funny silly goofy thing don't take it too seriously

Don't be hateful! If you are mean here or anywhere else you will be blocked! Don't push your luck

Propaganda is 100% allowed! Tell me why your shapes should win

(Admin also runs; @weird-amazon-fight @littleguy-scuffle and @artsupplies-battle )

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that mr bean yee yee ass lookin flerov cant stand up to our rock hard wolfram

I do not remember what mr. bean looks like, I know he's a british comedian or soemthing

I do not like how this man looks at me, he looks like he eats shoes

Tungsten is pretty hard and sturdy, very different from the unstable Flerovium, but I do think Flyorov looks more like putin than mr. bean

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You should have mentioned the whole "Superman's Home Planet" concept for Krypton, give it a bonus

who the fuck is superman?

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Round 1.2 Master Post

Here is the collected links

Iridium (77) vs. Krypton (36)

Scandium (21) vs. Ruthenium (44)

Oganesson (118) vs. Rutherfordium (104)

Magnesium (12) vs. Nitrogen (7)

Tungsten (74) vs. Flerovium (114)

Promethium (61) vs. Thorium (90)

Prev: Round 1.1

Future: Round 1.3 [TBA]

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Scandium "the first element you have never heard of (by atomic number)" is very fuckable. Its basically aluminum (an already incredibly sexy element), but heavier (but still very light) and less malleable (meaning it wont bend out of shape during sex). Similar to Yttrium, it is often found in dendritic crystalline forms, but unlike yttrium, which ends up quite fibrous in this state, scandium's version of this phenomena appears quite phallic. It's current opponent, Ruthenium, is a standard platinum group metal, which while attractive, is fairly generic (because there are like 6 platnium group metals), and compared to other platinum group metals seems fairly boring to have sex with. Vote Scandium

Some very good points!

First we haven't heard of and also first D-block (forgot to put that in the poll)

An element that makes a phallic shape? Now that is fuckable! Next we need one with a yonic shape

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