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I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

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THE FEDS RETREAT.

This is so fucking amazing to me.  

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FUN FACT: I’m actually *further* to the left now than I was in my 20s!

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Fourth in a series I of comics about protesting safety tips I made with @this.is.ysabel . This one is about the dangers of police surveillance and how to avoid it if possible. Keep being safe when you go out. Don’t get snatched!

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July 21 2020 - Protesters at the courthouse in Portland dearrest a comrade who was being arrested by one of the anonymous federal troops.

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Me: So what's up, gang?

Gang Leader: A little birdie told me we got a narc in our gang, and we gotta flush 'em out. Could be any of us. Could be YOU-

Me: Oh yeah, it's totally me, I'm the narc.

Gang: ?!?!?!?!?

Gang Leader: You... you're just gonna come out and say it like that?!?

Me: Sure, there's no shame in it. It's not contagious, in fact it's a very normal medical condizzzzzzzzzzz....

Gang Member: (punches me awake) You idiot, I thought we had a narc like a cop, not like NARCOLEPSY!

Me: Ohhhh, whoops! Haha, easy mistake!

Gang Leader: I can't even believe you sometimes. (everyone walks off laughing)

Me: ... (into hidden mic, smugly) HQ, they bought it. I told you it would worzzzzzzzzz...

HQ: (sighs) You really need to get that treated.

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(A/N: Inspired by my brother's recent sleep problems and the realization that I couldn't waste a perfectly good pun XD)

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PUNK IS WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE WHO ARE USED TO HAVING TOTAL CONTROL. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Vimes closed his eyes, and thought about cigar smoke and flowing drink and laconic voices. There were people who’d steal money from people. Fair enough. That was just theft. But there were people who, with one easy word, would steal the humanity from people. That was something else.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms (via discworldquotes)

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Ignorant fools/racists:

More white people are killed by cops that black people.

This guy:

Nope.

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I hope he wins the lawsuit, a police officer was finally doing the right thing and they penalize him for not being a racist monster!

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This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

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A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.