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'To you, I offer honey wine and the hospitality of my table. But to traitors and oath breakers, I offer my queen's hospitality. The hospitality of knives.’

all hail the high king & queen of elfhame 🧚

characters by @/hollyblack

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The creature that wants to kill you will not growl.

The function of a growl is as a warning. It is a communication that violence is available as a tool, but is not preferred. Other outcomes, besides your death, are available and should be considered.

But the creature that wants to kill you will not growl.

If your death is the goal, then growling will only serve as a delay and may result in your escape, which runs counter to the goal. There will be no growl, no warning. There will be no snarl or hiss or bluster. The creature that bares its teeth with the intent to kill only does so to bring closer its fangs to your demise.

The creature that growls does not want to kill you, but will if it must.

I advise you to appreciate the warning. You may not receive another.

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ELRIEL - Guilty as sin?

What if he's written 'mine' on my upper thigh

Only in my mind?

One slip and falling back into the hedge maze

Oh what a way to die

I keep recalling things we never did

Messy top lip kiss

How I long for our trysts

Without ever touching his skin

How can I be guilty as sin?

Art credits 🎨 : its.clausart

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Vivi: you guys, faerie is awful, faeries are awful, we don’t need faeries

Taryn: *marries a faerie*

Jude: *marries a faerie*

Vivi with her human girlfriend:

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I present to you...The Court of Shadows

Jude - The Queen

"If I cannot be better than them, I will become so much worse"

Garrett - The Ghost

"You're scheming"

Van - The Roach

"You came out of the sea even tougher than you went in"

Liliver - The Bomb

"Long live Jude, no thanks to me"

Artist: PhantomRin

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15 ways to (subtly) talk to your crush and get them to fall in love with you, not clickbait

Drug them

kick dirt in their food

try to drown them in a lake

watch your brother murder your whole family as a conversation starter

tie them to a chair while holding a knife to their throat and threatening them

curse them to do whatever you say

trick them into being king and secretly control the throne through them(see #6)

ask them to seduce their ex(they will kiss you 100% with this one)

kill their brother

ask them to marry you but like not in a weird way

exile them

Impersonate your twin sister

get turned into a snake

write them letters but don’t send them

kill them

#THE guide #🤌🤌✨

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Jude and Cardan - The Cruel Prince

Artist: @frostbite.studios

#mommy and daddy #🫣🫣 #on my fucking knees #only for them #like 🤌🤌🤌 #they're so pretty #they cause me bi panic #jurdan

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jude duarte and cardan greenbriar 🥀

(not shadowhunter related but i’m currently rereading the folk of the air and have just been dying to draw these two!)

characters by @/hollyblack 🫶

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"choices made in anger cannot be undone" well i have regrets and nothing to lose. so we'll just see about that.

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Cardan IS the "would you love me if I was a worm" in the relationship and nothing will change my mind

#and Jude's answer is canonically yes she very much would #and i love them for it #jurdan

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Azriel realizing his new room in the townhouse on Solstice eve has a window that overlooks the garden, and staring out it during a whole ass conversation with multiple reminders he is *still* looking out the window towards the garden.

Being unwilling to make a bet on whether Elain's mate will show up to Solstice, despite being willing to bet on Cassian's shredded wings after they both almost died. And *not turning from the window*

Remaining at the window and then.... *turning from the garden window at last*.

🧐🧐🧐 hmmm. What's so interesting in the garden Azzy that you can hardly pull your attention away while Rhys and Cassian are talking to you?

Could it be the girl you stay up until 3 am with the very next night listening to as she shows you her sketches for her gardening plans? Hmmm.

In my headcannon, Elain is out in the garden drawing her sketches at this very moment, and Azriel is nervous and anxious to bring it up to her or ask her about it on the sly so he has an excuse to sit and listen to her talk about her passions all night.

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courtmakes_art art makes me go absolutely FERAL 🔥

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The curse is broken. The king is returned. He’s every bit as terrifying as any serpent. I don’t care. I run into his arms.

Cardan and Jude - The Cruel Prince

Artist: @itsartbybea

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art by frostbite.studios

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QoN Ch.27

Jude, in the early ass dawn of TCP, Ch.4,

“And Cardan is even more beautiful than the rest, with black hair as iridescent as a raven’s wing and cheekbones sharp enough to cut out a girl’s heart. I hate him more than all the others. I hate him so much that sometimes when I look at him, I can hardly breathe.”