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The fact that it is not the 3rd of May yet is quite frankly, evil.

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Wout van Aert and Mathieu van der Poel

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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Based

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Why is Tumblr not crazy about Deadloch? Why isn't it trending? Deadloch is to detective murder mysteries what OFMD is to pirate shows. If you love lesbians, LOL dark comedy and a compelling whodunnit, go watch it now. It's a riot

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Clark Kent’s birthday canonically being February 29th is hysterical to me. Not because it’s meant to jokingly explain away how Superman is a timeless character, but because it implies Martha and Jonathan Kent found an alien baby in a cornfield, and when pressed to choose a birthday for their new baby, they gave him the most difficult birthday possible.

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me and my star

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Because GIFS don’t do this justice… ❤️❤️🖖

I am in love with this man’s squeal!!

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@crossover15 kofi requested Anakin introducing the twins to the 501st!!

(kofi requests are open!)

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They both know it; they´re just too scared to admit it

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peter: he’s harmless

miguel: chokeslams teenager

TURN ON SOUND!!!

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around when I first started dating my boyfriend i bought myself this novelty blanket that looks like a photorealistic tortilla because I am SUCH A SUCKER for novelty shit. when he saw it in person for the first time his eyes lit up, which should have been a warning sign for the indignities to come.

so he’s a first responder and his day shifts start obnoxiously early as far as I, a pampered corporate asshole, am concerned. almost invariably when he’s at my place there will be an alarm at an hour that is downright unconscionable that will make him wake up and roll out of bed to get ready and will simultaneously make me burrow under the pillows grumbling about how surely nobody actually NEEDS their lives saved this early in the morning, after which I will promptly attempt to go back to sleep

he is a clever man and he knows this is when i am most vulnerable to attack.

every single time we do this dance, he quietly dresses, packs up, goes about getting ready to leave, and then when i have juuuust fallen back asleep, he returns with the tortilla blanket. He finds it no matter where I have hidden it.

He then creeps silently up to my side of the bed and uses his superior speed, strength, and reflexes to wrap me up in it incredibly tightly while i am still dazed and sputtering, so that i cannot move my legs or arms and am reduced to humiliating halfhearted magikarp flops that do not deter him from at least attempting to kiss my forehead.

then he goes to my bedroom door, opens it, then pauses, turns around, looks at me, the soft human filling of the facsimile of an enormous burrito he has just constructed, and says in his best romantic lead voice “I’ll see you soon, beans.”

you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.

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I feel like the fact Merlin is trending again shows people would absolutely be receptive to the modern day season 6. Can you IMAGINE a Merlin where they look like THIS

Update: from the notes on this post I think just about everyone is here for these two looking like this in any form whatsoever

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HEY WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT BLANKET

PUPPET HISTORY BIRTH OF VENUS BLANKET FUCK YEAH

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EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media