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☠This post is cursed! ☠

This post will slowly take away my ability to speak freely and force me to call myself a slut instead of say what I want to say! Imagine my posts like I'm speaking, and any time I say "I'm a slut" it's involuntary.

With every note it's power grows, and at 222 notes I won't have the ability to say anything else but say "I'm a slut!" in various ways.

If the post is at 222 or above, there's a 5% chance I can still talk, though it'll be a struggle.

If I intend to make a post, I have to follow though, there's no backing out and being silent if I fail the odds.

This applies to posts, asks, and DMs. (Unless asked otherwise or needed for boundaries.)

The curse is lifted when the post has 222 notes for 24 hours!

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Reblog to set yourself up for public use to get fucked by your followers via glory hole or being stuck in a wall.

Like to fuck. 💕

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Sucks when you’re just short.

I did a few posts that were like "5 post in X seconds and I'll masturbate" one of them fell short and only got two notes. but then i started to really want to masturbate. So.

5 notes on this, no time frame, and I masturbate. Because I REALLY wanna now. :(

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I’m a Dirty Fuckdoll.

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Definitely a hot fantasy and one of my favourite puzzle games

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Q. Why did you marry a sadist?

A. Beats me.

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We shot-for-shot remade the “Friends” opening with PUPPIES, because OF COURSE WE DID. More info on the pups here! 

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Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit.

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Important note: The lubricant types listed here refer to the BASE of the lubricants. I am not suggesting you use water as a lubricant. You should use water-based-lubricant, or silicone-based lubricant when the situation allows it. For more information on lubricants, please refer to this chart.

Here’s a basic rundown of the 9 most popular toys you’ll find on the market.

A while ago I got an ask about sex toy shopping for the first time. I wanted to answer with a chart, but ended up taking forever. Sorry!

Is this the end of the list? NO!

There’s TONS more toys out there that you can and should try. However, since you will probably stumble upon these first, I wanted to give you all some basic information. If you wanna dispute something, that’s fine. Please reblog and add your comments!

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you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

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I’m inferior

I’m stupid

I’m dumb

I’m worthless

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I choose degrading sex

because getting fucked up the ass while I bark like a dog is approximately one million times better than missionary in the dark.

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Prompt Fill: Perfect Service

Summary: Dick is the maid of the Wayne family and is determined to preform his duties to the best of his ability. Characters: Dick, Bruce, Jason, Tim, Damian, the Justice League shows up. Pairings: Bruce/Dick, Damian/Dick, Tim/Dick, Jason/Dick Rating: R, NSFW Note: Everyone is of age. Everything is consensual. Kinks: Maid!Dick, toys, bondage, D/s, cleaning kink, clothing kink. For: Anon

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Memory #13

The other night He chained me to the bed spread-eagle and told me this was how I was to spend the night. Of course I objected because honestly, how was I supposed to sleep like this? I was completely unable to move. But He didn’t care (surprise…). In fact, my complaints made Him horny so He started watching porn on His phone. He showed me the clips and asked me if I would like to get fucked like this. Of course I would, duh! So I started begging Him to fuck me. But He just laughed at me and said I wasn’t worthy and kept on showing me very hot clips of girls getting man-handled and used. Thus I became more and more desperate and begged even more. I was actually close to tears because He was so mean. My desperation and helplessness turned Him on so much that He decided to jerk off all over my face. I felt so humiliated! But the worst thing was yet to happen: once He was done, He turned off the lights and went to sleep. He just left me covered in cum and uncomfortably chained and didn’t give a fuck. I felt terrible and disgusting and cried a little until I fell asleep.