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funkylilbat · 5 years
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You guys are like a millimeter away from saying Good Omians grab your flaming swords you messed with the wrong fandom I know how to bury a body
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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Homeless people are human beings with immense value.  They are members of our families, communities, neighborhoods, cities, and, for a number of people reading this, they are themselves (or have been).
The fact that homeless people do not have housing is a wrong done against them, not a sign they did something wrong.  To then try and ban them from public spaces and existing in public (including doing things we all have to do, like sleep or eat), is yet another grievous wrong.
An attack on homeless people is not “protecting the community”, it is an attack on the community.  Homeless people aren’t my enemy, those who would ban them from things like sleeping in public are my enemy.
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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I DONT HAVE AN SSN, PLEASE HELP ME SURVIVE BECAUSE I CANNOT WORK!!!!
HEY MY MOTHER JUST SPRUNG ON ME THAT SHE NEEDS $100 DOLLARS BY THE END OF THE MONTH WHICH IS FOUR DAYS INCLUDING TODAY. I'LL DO NAME YOUR PRICE COMMISSIONS I DON'T CARE PLEASE JUST HELP ME. EXAMPLES BELOW.
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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why is sharing clothes so intimate like.. bro…. are you cold… here…. borrow my sweatshirt… it smells like the brand of washing powder i use…. a little glimpse into the oddly private domesticity of my own life bro…. its still warm from where i knotted it around my waist (i dont feel the cold)… here bro… take it…
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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Something we have run into a couple of times is the idea that because a queer person was not also a good person, or made a well-known mistake, that we shouldn’t talk about them because they are “bad representation”.
So, let’s all take a moment to recognize that history does not exist to fulfill our needs. Queer people in history have never been perfect, and should not be expected to be to deserve to be recognized as queer. Queerness is not a synonym with moral purity and the idea that it should be, or that we shouldn’t talk about certain people at all if they don’t fit today’s moral standards is not constructive. Ignoring history because someone doesn’t think it’s nice and clean is the reason queer people are underrepresented in discussions around history in the first place. 
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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the fact that people on this website do not understand that old people should be a protected class really boggles the mind like i know most of you think of old people as like your 60 year old grandparents cause you’re young but we really have to care for these members of our society that are particularly vulnerable 
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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Caleb Widowgast + 15 or 14 for the outfit meme! Love your art style btw :)
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15. suspenders
um. im sorry this is so horny
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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The wellbeing of nonbinary people is and always will be more important than the convenience the gender binary may provide to cis people.
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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the unintentional symbolism in ep 72 is. insane
the parallel of cad throwing the green residuum powder into the lava and fjord throwing the sword in as “a leap of faith.” a classic.
cad’s visions of green glass to be transformed by the kiln. a green half-orc bleeding into the magma, about to make the most transformative decision of his life. (good jesus that got me)
the placement of the falchion after the dream. is it a veiled threat? a message?coincidence? who’s to say.
molly’s sword being plunged into fjord’s chest in the same anatomic place where molly was stabbed and killed while on a rescue mission to SAVE FJORD. poetic cinema!
the failed intimidation checks. that dc was set to be at least 25-30. uk’otoa is a DEMIGOD for christ sake. there was no way he was going to win that easily and travis absolutely knew that. it was a losing battle but he jumped in head first anyways. and he won.
in letting go of uk’otoa and the summer’s dance falchion, fjord also let go of molly, vandran, his powers, and his facade. he is becoming his own person instead of emulating others. fcuck me up travis!!!!!!!!!!!
the wild mother calming fjord and numbing his self-inflicted pain. fjord, someone who never had a mother, had a glimpse of a mother’s embrace when he was at his lowest.
fjord turning to warmth and the “light”, as caduceus phrased it, after being surrounded by darkness and pain even though in doing so it may have cost him everything he’s ever known
“i cant imagine the battle you won here tonight.” he did win a battle. he’s been fighting this whole time. against his past demons, captivity, uk’otoa, the bright queen, betrayal - everything!!! and in the end he was only fighting himself!!!! like jesus christ taliesin bud you nailed it!!!! i love this cad x fjord dynamic!! caduceus is so happy he gets to help and fjord is so INCREDIBLY relieved he doesnt have to hide anymore
caleb giving fjord the glove. jester handing him both the axe and the whip. nott giving him her dagger. even beau with her “cap’n” acknowledgment. when he was at his most vulnerable, his friends, his found family, armed him. they gave him weapons and items and kindness and support. they gave him strength when he felt weakest. god i love these chaotic idiots. and they love each other SO SO MUCH
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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selfcare is touching your own boobs
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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it’s all “accidental hand touch” this and “brief longing gaze” that, where’s my support at for “reaching up and fixing someone’s collar for them” crew??
the intimacy disguised as helpfulness! the lingering contact! the optional subdued “you look nice” as they stand too close!!
expand your pining vocabulary people
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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into the spiderverse is sexy in many ways but one of those ways is how it’s telling people that don’t really read the comics that peter parker/spiderman is his own person and he/his character development isn’t contingent upon fucking tony stark. whether he’s a successful, loved new york icon that does christmas albums or he’s an out of shape divorced man, he did all that himself. he built himself up, he made his own suit, his own tech, his own name. he’s spiderman, not tony stank’s pseudo-child.
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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telling ppl attracted to men that there are no good men out there or that men can’t love only normalizes poor treatment from men & doesn’t do anything helpful
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funkylilbat · 5 years
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The day after the Very Last Day.
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