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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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"dante doesn't ever shower", "dante smells like a grease pit lol"

my dude has a completely new outfit and hairstyle every game. he's worn 8000$ coats for more than half of his life. i am 100% betting he takes forever in the god damn shower and has rose shampoo. dante is vain as shit about his appearance

#THANK YOU #Literally he doesnt have a shirt on in 3 because he just got out of THE SHOWER #SHUT UP #DMC

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enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

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TRUE actually. the player characters of Borderlands 2 are an alcoholic with stunted growth, a soldier who was set to be executed by firing squad, an anarchistic autistic girl with a murder charge on her head, some kind of androgynous, faceless cyborg, an autistic woman who escaped a cult, and a man suffering from extreme schizophrenia. you fight a corporation led by a fascist, colonizing dictator who hates you for being a "savage." there's an underlying message here about the exploited, poor, strange and criminal rising up against the squeaky clean corporate overlord.

#Borderlands 2 #literally one of THE games of all time

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Textposts 2 Part 1

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it was 9 chapters and aside from horrified (which i was), i was also embarrased i read those chapters outloud to friends

#I wrote Seekers in fourth grade years before the Erins Hunter ever did #so there.

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no matter how many times i read this arc i always cry

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haku

#-sobs

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Zabuza and Haku for my man JB !

#These two informed and malformed so much of my growing brain and it is obvious #On all levels except physical I am Haku

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phrasing of this is taking me out

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columbia administration is threatening to call in the national guard tonight