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flat fuck friday

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Round bear! 

Round bear!

Round bear! 

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my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we’re mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren’t very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it’s a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.

americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u

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the entire video I was waiting for him so say "then it fucking exploded"

Mixing sodium with potassium is crazy!

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iceologer would have slayed but yall aren't ready to have that discussion.

Minecraft mob votes suck. I don’t understand why they still do them.

#phantoms still suck btw #piss cow and the mildly light producing decapodiformes can fuck right off #the barnacle is obviously superior in a FUCKING OCEAN UPDATE #2021 mobs were all ass btw #give me actual gameplay mobs fo the love of god i dont want another fucking retexture

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putting on a shirt/sweater that you can wear forwards or backwards and it's the same both ways are so neat bc whenever I put them on I'm like "oohhh so you're like,,, bisexual"

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a snapcube dub could save the mario movie

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If someone is tethered to you and relies on you for life, you have every right to disconnect them and kill them. But that isn't a decision that should be made lightly. Its still a human life, just like taking someone off life support even if they have no brain activity is taking a human life. Would drinking while pregnant be ok if you got an abortion later? Why would causing it to develop incorrectly be an issue at all if you can end its life without even a second of reflection?

Abortion is 100% morally correct. But it does need to be taken seriously.

It’s not a human life lol. It’s a creepy little parasite that can leave its host disabled or dead after it becomes a human baby.

If someone is getting an abortion and that’s a sure thing, then there is nothing wrong with them drinking while pregnant. If they’re going through with the deworming process it doesn’t matter if the worms have a little wine first. Aborting a fetus is not the same as taking a human being off of life support because one is a weird little leech tapeworm thing and the other is a human person who had a life. Hope that helps.

And honestly? If someone makes a big whoops and realizes they were pregnant several weeks or even months in after doing a lot of drinking? Yeah, they should get an abortion about it probably and there isn’t a problem with that.

This thing isn’t a human. It doesn’t need human rights. Just because it can transform into a human baby over a period of nine months does not mean it’s a human. I don’t even care if it’s later in the pregnancy to where it more closely resembles a baby. It’s not a human being any more than a teratoma or culture of human cells is a human being.

If someone wants to abort that thing and feel no remorse? Good. That’s a perfectly normal response to a parasite. If someone wants to let that thing turn into a baby and give birth to it? Sure. That’s perfectly normal as well.

It’s an important and difficult decision for some, and it’s very simple for others. That’s fine. You have no right to tell people they have to take an abortion seriously. If it doesn’t matter to the person it’s growing inside of, it shouldn’t matter to you or anyone else.

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I have my covid booster shot in the morning and the blistering irony of this is stopping me from sleeping on time

Lmaooooooooo as if she hasn’t publicly sent love to multiple extremist Christian pro lifers and homophobes 😭😭😭 and as if she wasn’t literally quoted by a homophobic conservative.

And do not even get me started on her work and the way it treats women and minorities because 💀

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how do i schedule a post bc I can't just sit here and wait for it to happen with my finger over the reblog button to post the second half

I’m going to make a prediction:

The Mario movie will come out and be perfectly average. Jack Black’s Bowser will be the most popular part of the movie by far.

And I mean…really popular.

He will become the new favourite on Tumblr getting a ton of fanart and fanfics. The rare Tumblr sexyman who is not a skinny white twink. Fans will desperately look for anyone in the movie to ship him with. Failing that, they’ll go full Onceler and ship him with AU versions of himself.

And at that moment, the furries and scalies who’ve been obsessing over Bowser for decades will rise up as one, as their thirst finally becomes publicly accepted by the masses. And the furries will finally take their place as the rulers of Tumblr. Snapcube Shadow the Hedgehog making furries legal was just the prelude to the oncoming storm…

And you will all have Illumination to thank/blame.

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It's always Franziska bullying people hours here

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The (completely full) parking lot I'm in, which is completely full, is eerily quiet, save for "Celebration" playing faintly from one of the stores, which is weird because it's completely full. Parking lots are so weird because they'll be completely full, but dead silent.

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if i don’t see a single drawing of jack black dressed as bowsette by noon tomorrow i’m going to throw my phone out the window of a moving bus

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a witch for the spooky season :]

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LOOK AT THESE FUCKING SUNGLASSES I FOUND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. I SURE HOPE THERES NO CURSE ATTACHED

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she let me hit because i have the exact same correct interpretation of her favorite characters as her

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It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.