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I think this person on reddit summed up the youtube adblocker situation perfectly. my reaction to this is not "oh man guess I'll watch ads." its, "well, I guess I'll just do something more productive with my time." I highly doubt any adblock user is going to willingly go back to watching ads. so what actually happens is youtube loses a functionally tiny amount of its userbase--because adblockers weren't even losing them a significant amount of money in the first place(!)--and a bunch of adblock users move on to something else. what a fantastic waste of time and effort

#my adblock still won't allow the ads to actually play #the video just freezes for a minute and then plays anyway #the thing is if the advertiser money actually went to the creators #I wouldn't even mind not having adblock #but like 90% of actually good youtube channels have their ad revenue taken away #and all the revenue goes to fucking youtube #whereas they make money from merch patreon donations etc #so no ofc I'm not gonna let them play fucking ads at me #fix your censorship and demonitisation crap and then I'll think about it

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The face of Mars has always been there

thank you lmao

I'm not observant so on my first NG+ run ever, everything is sus!

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bring back manly men (pornstaches and booty shorts)

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i can’t believe stede turned ed from this to this within 24 hours. the power of stede bonnet

#from ferocious lion to babby lapcat need lots treats

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I feel like tumblr should auto-select your main blog each time you make a post and not just stay selected on the last blog you used. it's so wildly inconvenient to expect people to remember where they last posted if they have multiple sideblogs :|

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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

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communism is listed as one of ed's crimes over 100 years before it was first founded irl therefore i am concluding that in the ofmd universe ed invented communism. comrade teach if u will

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Hi, it’s me, the guy in charge of triple A video game camera effects. People are always asking why I make sure every single game has view bobbing, camera shaking, bloom, and heavy motion blur. “Is it for immersion? Is it to be cinematic? Are you trying to hide graphical errors by blurring the screen when you move?” They always make such ridiculous guesses. The truth is that me, my buddy who makes the default volume loud enough to cause ear damage, and the guy who makes sure that you can’t open the settings until you beat the tutorial are all in on it together. Hiding the settings in hard to find parts of the settings menus and imagining you struggling through tutorials with obnoxious visual effects and deafening audio is actually a sex thing for us

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50k note tumblr post: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

tiktok voice overlay on top of a slideshow of popular tumblr posts: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

redbubble tshirt that somebody made of the tumblr post: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

screenshot on twitter that somebody captioned "who else misses tumblr": i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

another tiktok but this time it's an influencer with 100k followers: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

that influencer on the jimmy kimmel show a month later: yeah jimmy it's hard to say where my inspiration comes from. i just... i think when i wrote the line "i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries" it was just sort of a spur-of-the-moment thing, but it turned out to be something that everyone can relate to, which is really heart-warming. it's one of those things that, like, reminds me that i can uplift people and be a voice for them. yeah i do have a new makeup line coming out, "Cran and Bloom," which was inspired by my now-famous tiktok

mcdonald's: we're introducing the new Cran Meal with Berries Sauce

#capitalism tbh

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TERFs: desist lost sisters bring back our butches me: I am going to commit a male violence on you

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... why was the gendered slur necessary???

We’re not having this debate about cunt again. Your friends and nice people are good cunts or sound cunts, people who do bad things are stupid cunts.

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Squidward is an aristocratic gay black man who vogues old way because he’s cultured, Spongebob is a twink from the Dominican Republic, Patrick is an anglo saxon bear who doesn’t wash after the gym

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To date I dont think there's ever been a terf interaction quite as enlightening to their mindset as the one blog where the lady talked about feeling unsafe around a woman who did her a kindness. A woman this terf met online offered to help her go to a show or convention or something since she was going too and the terf couldn't transport herself there. And the online friend shows up and the terf is so very sure she's trans, though never gets any verification and from the terf's own account the woman never did ANYTHING bad. She drove her, gave her a place to sleep, helped her all along the way, never was predatory or bad or annoying or anything, by this terf's own account this person was kind and helpful, but the terf goes on and on about how she felt soooo unsafe just breathing the same fucking air as this woman. And its like, yeah, thats terfs, man. A woman she doesn't actually know is trans or not does a kindness that she literally asked for and yet! Its violence upon her apparently!

The only terf story that could be a better than that is when the terf went to a bar, started shit with a trans dude, the trans dude knocked her out, and online terfs decided it was trans women's fault.

#can I get a source on the trans dude who knocked the TERF out because that shit's funny #like honestly if you're gonna claim we're all actually women trying to escape misogyny #then punching you in the face isn't male violence it's just a catfight between gals :) #and HRT has no actual impact on physical or athletic prowess right??? #so it's not like you'd be at a disadvantage or anything right??? #disclaimer I don't punch anyone ever I just thought of a trans dude punching a TERF and my mind immediately went off #like obv they had to somehow make it trans women's fault because by their own logic #trans men punching them is just misplaced male aggression or some shit #idk man I said we shouldn't punch TERFs but the more I deconstruct this the more I'm thinking it's actually my civic duty as a trans man to

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Oh you want to report something to us? Is it porn?! Click that button right here and we'll immediately mark that account adult before checking and we'll dispatch a SWAT team at their lo- oh it's nazi. Uh, no we don't have something specifically for hate speech so you click that "other" button then you have to describe exactly what the post is about and- no, no we can't just "look at the post" dumbass we are professional we need you to describe it for us. Then you have to say specifically what is against our TOS and if the wording isn't right we're not doing shit. I don't care "it's a nazi saying white people are better" isn't a good argument you have to do better. Okay, now that you've done it we're throwing it on the pile. Yeah yeah we'll take care of it no need to be annoying we're very bu HOLY SHIT IS THAT A TRANS WOMAN?! BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN

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idk how other guys keep their facial hair looking orderly. everytime I wake up from sleep I have strands pulled in crazy directions and doing the whole wet your beard + brush it flat thing doesn't work

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list of users gone because of scortched earth

partyjockers: for pointing out that there are hairy potty fans on staff and making the connection that it's the reason trans women keep getting flagged as mature

iamdealwithit: for pointing out that tumblr live literally steals your data and ip address and sells it to advertisers and the police back in December 29th of 2022, and was active up until seven hours ago today (September 5 2023) because that post started circulating again

both these people had the images from their post completely erased, their blogs completely wiped, and in partyjockers case the original post was wiped from the history of the site as well as any reblogs.

it's very strange that this has only happened twice to my knowledge and it only occurs when people point put staff's complete ineptitude and active malice towards it's userbase.

anyway screenshot this post just incase they start getting trigger happy. once is absolutely horrible censorship and should never fucking happen. twice sets a precedent that they will use this again.

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CON O'NEILL as Izzy Hands in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.05

#I know we all tend to focus on Con's tits #but daaaaaaamn look at those hips #I feel like we are seriously overlooking them