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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

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dark science beyond belief

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One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

#evolutionary biology at its finest

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#good reminder as I get ready for my comp next week

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dykes with weird genders r the backbone of the universe

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“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

#*laughs in phd student*

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If the "correct" movie is not listed, please add in tags

#the brave little toaster #like excuse me

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emotional impermanence is so funny bc like. i forgot that i am relevant in people’s lives. my friend since i was 10 asked me if i would be in her bridal party and when i burst into tears and thanked her for thinking of me and wanting me to be there she was like “why would i not want you there??? we’ve known & loved each other longer then we haven’t.” and i was like oh yeah. i forgot ab the part where you love me too

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the only meaningful regional rivalry in america is between the rest of the country and the gaslets of oregon and new jersey who are mandated by the state to never learn how to fuel their cars

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