bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨
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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears
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imagine being an animal without a tail i'd be livid
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still here, still trolling
[a man with white hair and green-tinted bangs, blank eyes, wears a white military uniform with green braid; part if his torso is unraveling; in the background, a stylized moth and shattered star: General Nirai Jedao, motto 'I'm undone']
:) :) :)
And Jedao thought his life sucked in Revenant Gun. I ALWAYS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BECOME MEANER what else is the point of comic nonsense :) :) :)
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I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I’m entranced by the wonderful window the entire time
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classic post rant quora phrase
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I need people to understand that sometimes autism is just this
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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girlfailing, girllosing, girlsuffering
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Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who still wants to pretend this is confusing or complicated. Is it really that hard to point out the "bad people" in a scenario where a multi-billion military apparatus is handcuffing and killing children and medical staff inside a fucking hospital?
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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dungeon meshi has some four humors shit going on
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