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they’re gonna find their way back to each other, i know it🥹💚

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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

#no fr it’s whoever has the courage to go first

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Mobius was like "I can fix him" and actually did that 👁️👄👁️

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trans hannibal who calls his transition his becoming send post

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“I’m not fortune’s fool, I’m yours.” 🩸

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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House MD text posts pt. 1/?

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Local radio station bleeping out “weed” when it’s fucking legal in our state ???

#it’s like bleeping out swear words in songs explicitly about having sex #I don’t understand

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hmmmmmmmmmmm who gave him the right to have such pretty eyes i'm gonna end it

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How would Puppet History work on the new website? Specifically, the guests? Most of the guests have their own YouTube channels and I don’t think they’d be as interested to be guests on someone else’s show when they wouldn’t be able to just link the episode to their fans since it’s behind a paywall.

And half the point of having other content creators in your videos for guest appearances is for cross-promotion. I followed Uncle Roger from Watcher, and then Joshua Weissman from Uncle Roger. And a handful of small minecraft YouTubers from doing videos with each other and linking accordingly. Why would you guest star in someone else’s show if your fans can’t see the episode? Why would Watcher want to show their paid subscribers creators that offer their videos for free?

Plus, fan’s resources are finite. You can subscribe to as many YouTubers as you want, watch as many videos as you want (or are unable to pull yourself away from watching) and therefore generate ad revenue, and buy merch from a few or several of the ones you like the most, but you can only pay monthly for a couple patreons or none.

It’s much easier for someone to make a one time $45 purchase for a sweatshirt than a reoccurring monthly fee knowing they won’t be able to rewatch the content once they stop paying. With guest appearance’s Watcher would now be attempting to convince other creator’s fans that they should give them six dollars monthly instead, and trying to convince their own fans to keep paying them instead of watching free creators.

#also that’s assuming they wouldn’t just cancel puppet history after a couple of seasons on the new platform #watcher #maybe I’m wrong and creators would be totally down for it #or watcher would pay them to be in the episode but I doubt it

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It’s so sad that the ghoul boys died on a ghost hunt, from ghosts

And that’s why they won’t post YouTube videos anymore, because they are dead, from ghost hunting ):

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it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

#me with [redacted]

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Genuinely they should downsize staff, reduce cinematography quality, and relocate outside of Hollywood instead of this otherwise they will have no business at all.

#watcher #we are watcher

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“Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.”

— Walt Whitman

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One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once