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this isnt funny but have it anyways

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I dont think ive had a bigger smile on my face then watching this Off Topic with Ray.

It just feels so nostalgic. Introducing Ray to new AH stuff. Reminiscing on old AH content. Its all just so wholesome. Im glad Ray was able to reunite with the boys to talk, even if its just this once for a long while. He slipped right back in.

#i luh luh luh luh my purple dad

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me, @all the rayters (ray haters):

#dont mind me ive just got a case of that bitch and im here to pass it on

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#❛* CROOKED TEETH & A BIG OL’ BLUNT ! ﹙ ᵃᵉˢᵗʰᵉᵗᶤᶜ﹗﹚

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my bed is the only safe place in the universe. everywhere else is too loud and too much!!!

#❛* I’M GOING CAKELESS !! ﹙ ᶤˢᵐˢ﹗﹚

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GORE SENTENCE STARTERS.

* heavily triggered sentences, read & reblog with caution !!

’ The blood felt warm and sticky between my fingers. ’ ’ I’m busy digging the dry blood and fleshy skin from under my nails right now. ’ ’ Cut me open and finger my incision. ’ ’ Let’s cut his face off and wear it around the town. ’ ’ I never knew it would take this long to skin a human body. ’ ’ Hand me that drill over there, will you? ’ ’ Look at you, bleeding all over my new carpet! ’ ’ Oh, I’ll make you scream for me alright. ’ ’ There are maggots all over his face! Get them off! ’ ’ Can we fill the pool up with their blood then take a swim in it? ’ ’ You smell that? That’s the smell of decompsed bodies! ’ ’ Hang ‘em upside down, slice ‘em and watch the blood pour on me. ’ ’ You gotta drill ‘em right in the center of their forehead. ’ ’ Lick the blood from my fingers, unless you’re too chicken. ’ ’ Put the gloves on and help me remove these organs now! ’ ’ I dissect human’s in my basement for fun. ’ ’ I’m performing a surgery right now, care to join or better yet, watch? ’ ’ You ever eat a brain? No? Well, you’re eating one now. ’ ’ I have prepared brain for dinner tonight, hope you like… ’ ’ I prefer the human organs to eat over other species. ’ ’ Look, I cut if off their body for a souviner. ’ ’ I carve out their eyeballs and keep them for souviners. ’ ’ I spent all night making this mess, why would I want to clean it up? ’ ’ Fill those jars up with water, we’re going to put the organs in them. ’ ’ Alright, what organ are we taking from this one? ’ ’ You look so good with all that blood splatter on your face. ’ ’ This tub is used for fresh blood to bathe in. Cleanses the pores. ’ ’ I love to kiss those dead, cold lips! ’ ’ I’d rather kiss the dead guy than kiss you! ’ ’ Blood has such a sweet taste to it! Mmmm! Yummy! ’ ’ I’m sorry, what was that? You can’t speak clearly without your tongue? ’ ’ Ever play soccer with an eyeball before? It’s a lot easier for it to go flat… ’ ’ I will cut your heart out and eat it, just like you did to me! ’ ’ That rat bastard got me back, slipped on his brains and fell! ’ ’ I’m sorry, I can’t stop laughing at the girl talking with no tongue! It’s too funny! ’ ’ Be careful in there! There’s brains and blood everywhere! ’ ’ Go on and cut me, go on! Do it! Do it already! ’ ’ I’m going to mail your feet to the floor so you don’t run away again! ’ ’ Stop screaming, i’m trying to carve our names into your skin! ’ ’ I just wanted to carve a heart in his skin but he wouldn’t stop screaming! ’ ’ Go on and scream all you want! No one can hear you down here! ’ ’ There are fifty fucking paint buckets full of blood in here! ’ ’ I love the thick flesh under my nails when I claw them to death! ’ ’ Picking chuncks of flesh and meat from your teeth again? ’ ’ Guns aren’t any fun! They’re too quick! ’ ’ Killing with a gun is like getting off in two seconds! It’s boring! ’ ’ I got a knife with your name on it, if you’re up for it. ’ ’ After I kill you, I’m going to eat every organ in your body! ’ ’ I just want to get to the spleen of the stomach before noon today. ’ ’ I will slice you right down the middle, right here in front of everybody! ’ ’ I enjoy the sounds you make when I’m strangling you. ’ ’ I strangle people because that sound is sensational to hear. ’ ’ Leave the mess, never clean up parts of your finest work. ’ ’ I dug my nails so far into their skin I drew blood, then I licked it up. ’ ’ I shoved my thumbs into his eye sockets! ’ ’ Look, how do I look? Like the new face? ’ ’ All this blood came from just one body! ’ ’ Let’s go! We’ve got to move all these bodies tonight! ’ ’ I told you to stop sleeping with the dead bodies! ’ ’ Why is there a brain in your fridge? Is it.. from a human? ’ ’ Can you believe my knife went dull on me while I was stabbing away back there? ’ ’ Where is all the knives? Did you use them all? Again? ’ ’ What is that? Oh my, oh my god, what is that? Please tell me it’s not.. ’ ’ I’ve got a human heart in a shoe box, would like to see? ’ ’ I could see his heart when they shot him with the shot gun. ’ ’ How are you still alive? I can see your ribcage! ’ ’ When we get married, we’re tying dead bodies to our bumper instead of cans! ’ ’ I always wanted to go on a killing spree with some backseat hostages! ’ ’ Can I finger the punctured hole! Just one time please! ’ ’ How are they still alive? I can see they’re ribcage! ’ ’ Wow, I can see your bone! I’m going to touch it, just once! ’ ’ No offense but I really wanted to listen to music while sawing these limbs off. ’ ’ I’m going to beat you with this sawed off limb, here I come! I’m coming, you better run! ’

#bruh u KNOW i love gore

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    “ i get ‘em from you, mostly, so not really– but that’s mean! ” he punches ray’s shoulder– somewhat hard, but mostly playfully. although, he’s pretty sure he has said something like that in the past. he does take the items given, starting to get impatient. “ come on, ray– if you wanna do all that shit then let’s road. why do you even need the gun out right now, anyway? ”

“     cause  i  wanna  look  like  a  fucking  badass  driving  your  car,     don’t  be  dumb.           “             they  peel  out  of  the  garage  messier  than  ray  would’ve  liked  but  the  car  handles  extremely  well,        it  crawl  along  the  pavement  and  purrs  under  his  hands:       it’s  sexy  as  fuck.            ray  grins  and  rolls  down  both  windows,    gets  some  music  going.            ‘        hey ,         i  thought  you  liked  it  when  i’m  mean.    that’s,    like,    your  thing  right.      i  like  bullying  your  dumb  ass.     ‘

#stupxfied #i love 1. dumb gold boy

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#❛* CROOKED TEETH & A BIG OL’ BLUNT ! ﹙ ᵃᵉˢᵗʰᵉᵗᶤᶜ﹗﹚

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#❛* CROOKED TEETH & A BIG OL’ BLUNT ! ﹙ ᵃᵉˢᵗʰᵉᵗᶤᶜ﹗﹚

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sb:  describes their muse beautifully w/ some poetics thrown in    me:   adult acne, bowl cut and an ugly ass hoodie  

#u know what it do

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#stupxfied #* I TURNED HIM TO GOLD & TOOK HIM HIGHER ﹙ ᵍᵃᵛᶤᶰ﹗﹚

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  “ so i’d buy you some with weed in it, jack arse. ” he didn’t know where he’d get it– he only goes to ray for literally everything. he didn’t have to do it, though, so it was fine. he slid into his passenger seat. almost everything was fuckin’ solid gold– the steering wheel, the dash, the rearview mirror– everything except for the seats. they were a nice black leather. gavin knew when too much was too much. (and he already testing full gold with another car– and he loves it, but he wasn’t going to let other people drive that one). “ probably– you can get anything for the right price. purple would probably be easier to find, though. ”

“     gav,      do  you  even  know  how  buying  drugs  works?     we  should  just  print  more  money,    “      ray  mimes  gavin’s  accent,    throwing  open  his  bag.        “     that’s  some  dumb  shit  you’d  say.    “         he  fishes  around  inside  it,   first  giving  gavin  a  glock,  his  juul,   and  a  can  of  pepsi.       with that settled,  ray pushed the car to start and immediately took the can of pepsi back.       “     priorities,  gav.     see;    we  coulda  stopped  at  my  plugs  house  for  weed  ---  with  texting  him  and  getting  there  that’s  an  hour  out  of  the  way.     obviously  we  gotta  stop  at  sev  for  more  juul  and  a  drink.    that’s  another  half - hour.  i’m a smart bitch so I always have a plan.    “        he’s overselling his game,  he knows it.   but gav was so naively out of his own head that he’d believe anything ray says.   ray just has to sell it.

#stupxfied

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i have no concept of time so daylight savings doesnt fool me

#❛* I’M GOING CAKELESS !! ﹙ ᶤˢᵐˢ﹗﹚

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he let ray fumble around, smiling a little as he did it. and they say gavin’s the dumb bastard. “ come on– i’ll buy you a new one. ” whether that meant another juul, or even another fuckin’ car,he’d do it. he’d literally probably do anything ray wanted him to. he tossed his keys at ray– whether he caught them or not would be a different story. “ let’s go– i wanna get there before the fish die of old age. ”

“     mine’s got weed in it,   you dumb bitch.    “       miss him with that sugar daddy shit.   ray  finds his keys in his sweater  && immediately unlocks his car,    sneering playfully at gav.    he ducks inside and immediately procures a black backpack,  singling it over his shoulder.   they couldn’t just show up to some place without heat right?    he’s caught up with gav before he even makes it to his own car and jumps in the driver side.        “       fuck.   is  this  the  dumb  shit  you  spend  your  money  on?     this  is  sharp,   dude.    do  you  think  they  have  this  velvet  in  shit - brown?   what  about  royal  purple?      “            

#stupxfied #gavin and ray at the same time: i fucking hate this guy

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    “ …  yeah, but i’m not making ryan take me to dinner. ” not that he expected it to happen, but the thought of dressing ray up was still very exciting. like he said– no one let him do that shit but sometimes ryan– and most times not even then. but ray ! he had such potential, but he hates himself and the lime light, so it never really goes anywhere. but gavin could make him look so good. probably. in his eyes, anyways. “ fine. next time we’re going to eat at some rooftop county club shit, though. and you’re gonna have to let me get you a different sweatshirt or jacket or something. for your comfort moreso than mine. ” after looking at it, it really wasn’t in any state to even be going to red lobster. but, again, he wasn’t about to force anything.

ray is not given enough credit for not offing gavin at least twice  day.    all of that sounded atrocious.  it’s probably all the trauma from middle school,  ill - fitting suites and dates that had only asked him as a joke.   but gavin doesn’t need to know that dumb shit and so he just keeps his mouth shut until they get to the car garage,   in which ray immediately bee - lines is for his purple mercedes,  wrenching his arm back.       “      uh,    brb.    i’m  gonna  get  my  juul,       “         ray,  finger - gunning,  backed  into  his  car  and  tried  to  open it.   he wrenches on the door again,  and even though it’s locked he does it again.           “    hey,   vav:     who  am  i?      “           ray,  in  typical  ray  fashion,   throws  himself  at  his  car  and  rolls  against  the  window  of  his  locked  car,          “       let  me  iiiiin!    leeeet  meee   iiiiiiin  !   “

#stupxfied #this is my favorite reply ive ever done EVER #ray is going to steal lobsters from the tank #and scare gavin with them

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Who wants to live forever?         There’s no chance for us.                 It’s all decided for us.

#my hetero life partner for life

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❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

#* MEME’S FIT FOR A KING ! ﹙ ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ'ˢ﹗﹚