today i opened my fridge and really looked at my grape juice for the first time
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last night i went to the liquor store to get some wine and the worker guy came out of a little side door and stood in the aisle i was in, put his hands in his pocket and stared at me like this
and as i moved down the aisle he would slowly step back still staring intently
and when i went up to the counter with my wine and paid for it he looked at me and said "have a good night my friend"
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Im only ever able to sleep if im naked face down on cold tile floor after being smashed in my ass cheeks hard as fuck with liquor botles until they break or if im tired + in bed
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Sees the Spore angry red face hovering over a bug's head while I walk past it
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this ai image from reddit is unfortunately one of the funniest things ive seen this year so far
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Graphite on paper / 29.7x21cm / 2021 - Jérôme Oudot Trëz
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