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DeepLeffen is a Twitter bot trained on r/smashbros and Tweets from professional Smash player Leffen. It randomly generates Tweets based on prompts it is fed.

It’s probably the best account on the site.

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i love gougle images ouuhh

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#the Charlie Puth had me rolling THAT'S who you want to uplift? the gaybaiting het bottom who's terrible?

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Austin sucks so much for real. all the milquetoast liberalism and annoying people like a city like Portland but with none of the benefits. can't even get fucking weed here. sucks

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this book is so clearly designed for people who have not experienced a decade plus of high dosage uninterrupted tumblr poisoning because to me this whole section reads somewhat like “enjoyers of food and beverages may be surprised to hear about ‘bread’ and ‘water’”

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lesbian bars shut down because being a lesbian (a female homosexual, an afab solely attracted to other afabs) was deemed a privileged bigoted identity and it was easier to shut down than to go to court for discrimination. the patriarchy insisted lesbians include amabs in our spaces and the bisexual handmaidens cheered it on because everyone despises lesbians.

#the bisexual handmaidens

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i love when fragrantica reviews feel like someone just started talking to me while we wait for the bus and then when it comes it turns out they weren't even getting on the bus and they just walk away

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exiled from reddit for posting about men's holes

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I’m curious what the stats are in this area of tumblr because in some settings I feel like my number is a lot and in others it feels like barely any. If you want you can put in the tags if you feel like your number is high or low to you personally

#no idea but at least 20 i guess my horny years were in school would be more if covid lockdown didn't cockblock me

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you want what

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Does anyone have more screenshots from that one Chinese streaming app of cats eating because this is how my collection is looking right now

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Hello Street Cat lore is crazy