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Customer: BABY KAWASAKI Z-BIKE DMV: BABY NUTS Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: PERSONAL DMV: ON MY TO FUCK … Verdict: DENIED

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Today's aesthetic is cassette futurism

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I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters

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microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

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everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

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Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

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i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

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weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

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This has to have been posted but i cant find it so

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hey. when tgirls spend the night and in the morning you've both got stubble and morning voice but it's not dysphoric because you're both just. girls. you agree. reblog.

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Wolf and Moon are my little t4t ocs

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WOMAN SUFFERING FROM THE CURSE: good thing i was exposed to the curse. now i'm inoculated against it. i can only imagine how much the rest of these poor bastards are suffering from it.

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every trans woman on this website needs to get cut a check for 100 thousand dollars. and if she makes porn she needs to get nine times that. you people are Dogs