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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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genuinely concerning that people think "intifada," which means revolution is somehow an extremely violent antisemitic word. These phases of treating the simple fact of something being in Arabic and being seen as violent are concerning and will infact lead to Arabs facing extreme rates of violence. We've seen this with "Allahu Akbar" and we need to call out attempts of framing Arabic as a violent language

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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

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this is probably the most ex catholic post i've ever made but i do find it a little funny how many churches are named in dedication to "all saints". like. was it really that hard to decide on one.

#reliquary

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well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

#me getting curbstomped

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california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.

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Nurture

#me if i had an anxious friend into watersports

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papa a mis sa plus belle culotte pour aller au dejeuner de famille

#thirst tag

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Literally watch galavant

fr tho😪

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To The Bus Driver - Jordan Bolton

#brb weeping #me @ my train conductor

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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being a paladin makes you gay btw. or is it the other way around

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a while ago i saw an anti-cnc meme that went something like "if your boyfriend learns not to stop at "no", do you really think he's gonna stop at Pineapple?" and ive been thinking about it a lot. like, it assumes that words have some kind of mystical meta-meaning that persists in all contexts, that if we discard the word "no" we also discard the concept of saying no in a symbolic sense. It's a lingually prescriptivist argument in disguise.

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john wick in the middle of a gunfight remembering the earthshattering prostate orgasm his wife gave him 5 years ago:

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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