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IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$

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#real

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used to be so easy to seduce somebody all i had to do was text some dumb shit like “i’m cleaning the house topless 😌” and that’s all, we fucking. if i texted that now i’d get a reply like “soooo proud of you. don’t forget to do the dishes.”

#real

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rhode island is getting a new shogun

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This is the battlestation I post from

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Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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no one's doin it like him, man

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how to look at art / lynda barry

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#god i still need to get this #what if i got it on both forearms so i put them together in front of me to make the full image lmfao

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this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀