I don't think I'm better off for having a computer in my pocket at all times. I was better off when the computer was a thing I booted up to play Zoo Tycoon.
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All’s fair in love and poetry… New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍
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📷: Beth Garrabrant
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tiktok girlies are so funny lmao like what do u mean Felix is "dark academia coded"??? first of all that man was wearing hot pink Abercrombie and Fitch button downs and ordering jägerbombs at the pub and second of all he's dumb ❤️ hope this helps
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January 21st 2024 best hockey tweet of the day
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We got hit with a ton of graffiti that we have to remove.
Superstore, Employee App (S05E16)
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Dina Superstore is so underrated. She's mean. She keeps birds. She does not know how makeup works. She HATES music. She keeps her boss from talking about christianity and abortion despite also being a pro-gun christian republican just out of principle. She's autisitc (to me). Have I mentioned mean already. She's very open about her sexuality. Huge tits too.
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i dont want a love like the movies. i want a love like they have in sitcoms. playfully roasting each other. every one teasing us when we're together. slowly becoming best friends. like Jake and Amy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, or Jonah and Amy from Superstore, or Phil and Claire from Modern Family, or Ben and Leslie from Parks and Recreation. Movies say 'happily ever after' but sitcoms show you the after. I want a love like the sitcoms
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They did Barbenheimer before it was cool
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