Greetings, CITIZEN_NAME . As you are of REPRODUCTIVE AGE, Her Imperious Condescension has impersonally summoned you to contribute your ADEQUATE GENETICS in the upcoming DRONE SEASON.
The pail collection schedule for YOUR_LOCATION is as follows:
June 30: Signups open聽
July 21: Signups close聽
August 3: Assignments go out聽
August 27: Deadline to default, prompts released, Sloppy Seconds opens聽
September 7: Fills due, deadline for pinch-hitter signups聽
September 14: Collection opens聽
September 21: Authors revealed, Sloppy Seconds collection opens聽
September 24: Sloppy Seconds authors revealed
Begin locating a suitable concupiscent partner immediately. And always remember:
"if youre a sorry ass dork w)(o cant get any t)(en we fuckin krill you"
the beautiful original post by @garaks-padded-bra can be found here, with additions from @acrowbyanyothername, @starfleetshrimps, @imhaley, @ronzyponyo, @funnywormz, @deepestturtlepielover, @willowandthesagaofgayyearning, @summer-azure, and @spacetronomyfan
(as always, omagpies stuff drops on Patreon @/magpiecrown one month in advance, and there鈥檚 already a hefty backlog awaiting everyone 馃挆)